Official chef James Martin beatdown thread

Martin wrote in his Tesla Roadster review:

"God, I hate those cyclists. Every last herbal tea-drinking, Harriet Harman-voting one of them. That’s one of the reasons I live in the countryside, where birds tweet, horses roam, pigs grunt and Lycra-clad buttocks are miles away. But recently, there’s been a disturbing development.

“Each Saturday, a big black truck appears at the bottom of my road, with bikes stuck to the roof and rear. Out of it step a bunch of City-boy ponces in fluorescent Spider-Man outfits, shades, bum bags and stupid cleated shoes, who then pedal around our narrow lanes four abreast with their private parts alarmingly apparent. Do they enjoy it? They never smile. I’m sure they just come here to wind me up.”

He concluded: “Twenty minutes into my test drive I pulled round a leafy bend, enjoying the birdsong - and spotted those damned Spider-Man cyclists. Knowing they wouldn’t hear me coming, I stepped on the gas, waited until the split second before I overtook them, then gave them an almighty blast on the horn at the exact same time I passed them at speed.”

“The look of sheer terror as they tottered into the hedge was the best thing I’ve ever seen in my rear-view mirror. I think this could be the car for me.”
Cyclists have been editing his wikipedia entry to harass him. There must be other ways to get under this wanker’s skin.

-Marc

Synopsis: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/15/james_martin_wikikicking/

Full Article (edited since initial release to remove the most offensive content): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1211917/JAMES-MARTIN-The-Tesla-Roadster-electric-supercar-thats-fast-Ferrari.html

It seems that he may have gotten the message. Apology made (saw the link to it in a tweet by Robbie McEwen) at : http://www.jamesmartinchef.co.uk/pcc.asp?xpath=&xpathid=&lang=eng

Regarding the The Tesla Roadster Article…
May I take this opportunity to apologize for any offence I have caused through the article in last weekend’s Mail on Sunday. It was never my intention to offend the many cyclists who share our roads across the country. What was intended to be a humorous piece was clearly misjudged. Further more I do not condone any form of reckless driving.
Once again, I am sincerely sorry for any upset caused in relation to this article.
James Martin

There must be other ways to get under this wanker’s skin.

Or, they could stop behaving in the manner he describes. I have seen that too, groups of riders chatting away, riding 4 abreast, thinking they own the road and oblivious to cars behind.

If cyclists want to be treated with respect on the road, they are going to have to start doing their part.