Bro, you are the only guy I know that treats his signature line as a constant personal challenge ;-). That said, seems you kept the crowd amused, I like to hear that Van is increasing the number of roundabouts as that has to mean less of the lottos known as 4 way stops! I would go for a clif bar that close to the start or if you have good lactose tolerence (as I do) a nice bowl of cold cereal.
Nice to hear that there is a TT scene building up in Van, I like the sound of that. Is Lee’s race next week-end of mid week in June? You still looking likely to be in town during the week of 18th June? There’s a lake swim and sushi call then!!!