NFL Week 13 (0332)

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A good week for the favorites, winning all but three of sixteen games. For reasons known only to him, windy strayed from the formula and it cost him a definitive first place moment in the sun. Deduct three internet points.

Edit: windy is a dummy. +1 point.

Meanwhile in the season standings, sweathog leapfrogs BDT and sosayusall to take the lead in the points race, while windy finally crawls out of irrelevancy in the points race and overtakes sweathog to lead the wins race. We’re all so very happy for him.

Also, ryans has sadly exited the competition as per established rules.

Week 12: points / wins
🥇 windy: 14 / 14
🥈 davec: 13 / 12
🥉 sweathog: 11 / 10
Francois: 10 / 9
D.O.: 10 / 9
sphere 9 / 9
mck414🏆: 8 / 8
sosayusall: 7 / 5
BlueDevilTri: 6 / 5
DavHamm: 6 / 5

Season standings: points / wins

  1. sweathog: 138 / 115 ↑↑
  2. BlueDevilTri: 136 / 104 ↓
  3. sosayusall: 136 / 87 ↓
  4. davec: 134 / 109 ↑
  5. sphere: 133 / 110 ↓
  6. Francois: 130 / 95 -
  7. D.O.: 126 / 106 -
  8. DavHamm: 120/ 97 -
  9. windy: 119 / 119 ↑
    Mr. Irrelevant: mck414🏆: 114 / 102 ↓

Season standings by wins:

  1. windy: 119 ↑
  2. sweathog: 115 ↓
  3. sphere: 110 -
  4. davec: 109 ↑↑
  5. D.O.: 106 -
  6. BlueDevilTri: 104 ↓↓
  7. mck414🏆: 102 -
  8. DavHamm: 97 -
  9. Francois: 95 -
  10. sosayusall: 87 -

Week 13:

5 point game: Seahawks +9.5
3 point game: Commies +9.5

Get your picks in.

Thursday night:
Seahawks at Cowboys (5pt)

Sunday early:
Cards at Steelers
Chargers at Pats
*Colts *at Titans
*Falcons *at Jets
Broncos at Texans
Lions at Saints
Dolphins at Commies (3pt)

Sunday late:
Panthers at Bucs
Niners at Eagles
Browns at Rams

Sunday night:
Chiefs at Packers

Monday night:
Bungles at Jags

(Bye week: Ravens, Bills, Bears, Raiders, Vikings, Giants)

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I picked all italics last week I thought
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Wow win one week, and fall to shit the next 2.

I really feel I need to spend a bit of time on these picks and not just wing it like the last couple of weeks. LOL

Thanks for doing this.

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Thursday night:
Seahawks at COWBOYS
Sunday early:
Cards at STEELERS
CHARGERS at Pats
*COLTS *at Titans
*FALCONS *at Jets
BRONCOS at Texans
LIONS at Saints
DOLPHINS at Commies (3pt)

Sunday late:
Panthers at BUCS
Niners at EAGLES
Browns at RAMS

Sunday night:
CHIEFS at Packers

Monday night:
Bungles at JAGS
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I picked all italics last week I thought

Nope. You were asked why you were taking a dog

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Thursday night:
Seahawks at Cowboys (5pt)

Sunday early:
Cards at Steelers
Chargers** **at Pats
*Colts *at Titans
***Falcons ***at Jets
Broncos at Texans
Lions at Saints
Dolphins at **Commies **(3pt)

Sunday late:
Panthers at Bucs
Niners at Eagles
Browns at Rams

Sunday night:
Chiefs at Packers

Monday night:
Bungles at Jags
.

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I picked all italics last week I thought

Nope. You were asked why you were taking a dog

It was in pink…I thought it was a joke

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I picked all italics last week I thought

Nope. You were asked why you were taking a dog

It was in pink…I thought it was a joke

Went back and looked. Definitely wasn’t in pink

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I picked all italics last week I thought

Nope. You were asked why you were taking a dog

It was in pink…I thought it was a joke

Went back and looked. Definitely wasn’t in pink

https://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/?post=8045270#p8045270

That be pink

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I picked all italics last week I thought

Nope. You were asked why you were taking a dog

It was in pink…I thought it was a joke

Went back and looked. Definitely wasn’t in pink

https://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=8045270#p8045270

That be pink
Weird.

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Windy is saying he posted it in pink? I thought you highlighted it in pink since his OP didn’t appear pink but yours did.

If he did and it got lost in translation somehow (the reply drops all italics when I try to make my pics on my phone, when I copy the OP that contains italics, so maybe same for color?) then I’ll award the favorite team pick point. It’s not like we have to guess about his strategy and the 2pt dog pick made no sense in that context.

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Thursday night:
Seahawks at Cowboys (5pt)

Sunday early:
Cards at Steelers
Chargers at Pats
*Colts *at Titans
*Falcons *at Jets
Broncos at Texans
Lions at Saints
Dolphins at Commies (3pt)

Sunday late:
Panthers at Bucs
Niners at Eagles
Browns at Rams

Sunday night:
Chiefs at Packers

Monday night:
Bungles at Jags
.

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Windy is saying he posted it in pink? I thought you highlighted it in pink since his OP didn’t appear pink but yours did.

If he did and it got lost in translation somehow (the reply drops all italics when I try to make my pics on my phone, when I copy the OP that contains italics, so maybe same for color?) then I’ll award the favorite team pick point. It’s not like we have to guess about his strategy and the 2pt dog pick made no sense in that context.

I’m saying I made an error and when he highlighted it in pink I thought he was making a joke at the Chiefs expense so I didn’t pick up on it because it was pink.

As you surmised I intended to pick the Chiefs (the favorite) but made an error.

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Get your picks in.

Thursday night:
Seahawks at Cowboys (5pt)

Sunday early:
Cards at Steelers
Chargers at Pats
***Colts ***at Titans
*Falcons *at Jets
Broncos at Texans
Lions at Saints
Dolphins at Commies (3pt)

Sunday late:
Panthers at Bucs
Niners at Eagles
Browns at Rams

Sunday night:
Chiefs at Packers

Monday night:
Bungles at Jags

(Bye week: Ravens, Bills, Bears, Raiders, Vikings, Giants)

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Windy is saying he posted it in pink? I thought you highlighted it in pink since his OP didn’t appear pink but yours did.

If he did and it got lost in translation somehow (the reply drops all italics when I try to make my pics on my phone, when I copy the OP that contains italics, so maybe same for color?) then I’ll award the favorite team pick point. It’s not like we have to guess about his strategy and the 2pt dog pick made no sense in that context.

I’m saying I made an error and when he highlighted it in pink I thought he was making a joke at the Chiefs expense so I didn’t pick up on it because it was pink.

As you surmised I intended to pick the Chiefs (the favorite) but made an error.

A likely story.

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Windy is saying he posted it in pink? I thought you highlighted it in pink since his OP didn’t appear pink but yours did.

If he did and it got lost in translation somehow (the reply drops all italics when I try to make my pics on my phone, when I copy the OP that contains italics, so maybe same for color?) then I’ll award the favorite team pick point. It’s not like we have to guess about his strategy and the 2pt dog pick made no sense in that context.

I’m saying I made an error and when he highlighted it in pink I thought he was making a joke at the Chiefs expense so I didn’t pick up on it because it was pink.

As you surmised I intended to pick the Chiefs (the favorite) but made an error.

A likely story.

Occam’s razor

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Windy is saying he posted it in pink? I thought you highlighted it in pink since his OP didn’t appear pink but yours did.

If he did and it got lost in translation somehow (the reply drops all italics when I try to make my pics on my phone, when I copy the OP that contains italics, so maybe same for color?) then I’ll award the favorite team pick point. It’s not like we have to guess about his strategy and the 2pt dog pick made no sense in that context.

I’m saying I made an error and when he highlighted it in pink I thought he was making a joke at the Chiefs expense so I didn’t pick up on it because it was pink.

As you surmised I intended to pick the Chiefs (the favorite) but made an error.

A likely story.

Occam’s razor

Now you’re just inviting the jokes.

Do you think LR regulars will think the simpler explanation is that you accidentally bolded the wrong team then ignored it when it was brought to your attention, or will they find it simpler to believe you’re just a dummy?

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Thursday night:
Seahawks at Cowboys (5pt)

Sunday early:
Cards at **Steelers **(I will regret this pick, typical Tomlin trap game)
Chargers at Pats
*Colts *at Titans
*Falcons *at Jets
Broncos at Texans
Lions at Saints
Dolphins at Commies (3pt)

Sunday late:
Panthers at Bucs
Niners at Eagles
Browns at Rams

Sunday night:
Chiefs at Packers

Monday night:
Bungles at Jags
.

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Windy is saying he posted it in pink? I thought you highlighted it in pink since his OP didn’t appear pink but yours did.

If he did and it got lost in translation somehow (the reply drops all italics when I try to make my pics on my phone, when I copy the OP that contains italics, so maybe same for color?) then I’ll award the favorite team pick point. It’s not like we have to guess about his strategy and the 2pt dog pick made no sense in that context.

I’m saying I made an error and when he highlighted it in pink I thought he was making a joke at the Chiefs expense so I didn’t pick up on it because it was pink.

As you surmised I intended to pick the Chiefs (the favorite) but made an error.

A likely story.

Occam’s razor

Now you’re just inviting the jokes.

Do you think LR regulars will think the simpler explanation is that you accidentally bolded the wrong team then ignored it when it was brought to your attention, or will they find it simpler to believe you’re just a dummy?

Let’s not fail to recognize that windy admitted he made an error. Too bad he wasted that on something stupid.

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Preview of our Sunday night Chiefs-Packers matchup:

https://youtu.be/-vZdvDjkm8w?t=50
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