Warning: this is not what it is described to be.
Sorry to burst your fun, but I suspected this was a troll.
You new to the internet? Your dad just bought you a new pc with high speed access didn’t he? 
I thought it was kind of funny…
What’s with you humorless liberals?
No, no, no. Just a little fun. I figured with all the anger and angst around here today with the London tragedy, people would could use a bit of levity. I’ll remove if it will make you feel better. I’d hate to impose upon anyone’s standard of humor.