Need to Find/Hire an Escort Service in Chattanooga, TN

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Hey all I will be traveling to Chattanooga, TN on June 3rd and 4th. I will be staying at the Delta Queen Riverboat Hotel in a deluxe cabin. I am looking for a reasonably priced (or free) escort in town that will have availability during that time to lead me on a bike ride up to Lookout Mountain and/or other crazy climbs in the area. I would like to get in maybe 30-40 miles a day on both days. Hopefully someone local in one of the clubs in Chatt will be doing a group ride that includes climbing.

Those of you who know me or my reputation will be aware that I am an incredibly fit bike animal with amazing suplesse, and that I will likely drop you off my wheel at the first sign of an uptick in the road. I promise to wait for you at the top of any mountain climbs and to tell all your friends after we ride that you tried as hard as you could. Please respond here or message me privately if you dare.

Thanks!

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Any chance of coming down to Helen GA? Nice 45 mile ride with 3 decent climbs. Don’t even need a guide its basically 3 right turns 2 of which are at T junctions.

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http://oi39.tinypic.com/dvnip3.jpg

Have fun buddy!!!

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This place has desperately needed TT posts. Thank you for coming out of hiding.

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hahahahahaha When I saw the title I knew someone would have a post about another kind of escort service and I’m glad you didn’t disappoint.
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PM me for Suzy Favor Hamilton’s contact info
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Has she moved east?.. I had her… errr… “thought” she was in Vegas?..Welcome back TT.

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That’s certainly an interesting aero position.

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Check with the guys at HUB Endurance on the North Shore of the River. Great shop for tri enthusiasts. They can probably fill you in on local rides.

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That’s certainly an interesting aero position.

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There are times when you want her seat high

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As we tend to say around here, if someone can stay in position comfortably with no loss of power for the whole event, the fit is perfect.

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Check with the guys at HUB Endurance on the North Shore of the River. Great shop for tri enthusiasts. They can probably fill you in on local rides.

Agreed

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Chattanooga native and climbing enthusiast here. I can certainly make time to meet the venerable Trash Talk.

As for the ball-sucking, there’s a good massage parlor in Rossville…

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That’s certainly an interesting aero position.

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There are times when you want her seat high

This ^^^^ is perfect intel. :slight_smile:
Trash Talk—don’t forget to take your bike. :slight_smile:
Is Quantana Roo and Litespeed / Lystki still in Chattanooga?

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http://oi39.tinypic.com/dvnip3.jpg

Have fun buddy!!!

I don’t care for blondes. Any brunettes?

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Chattanooga native and climbing enthusiast here. I can certainly make time to meet the venerable Trash Talk.

As for the ball-sucking, there’s a good massage parlor in Rossville…

Awesome. PM sent!

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this was really the only acceptable path this thread could take.