Name your own damn bike!

Triathlon Forum
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Well put.

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touche
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Dogs get names…bikes get ridden!

Girlfriends get both
.

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I did suggest to “more is MORE” that he should name his bike “enough is ENOUGH” but the madness continued…

Anyway I am off to go for a ride on “whats her name” (my bike), have a great afternoon.

Edit: clarified who(what) I was going ride.

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Anyway I am off to go for a ride on “whats her name”, have a great afternoon.
Are you talking about the bike or the girlfriend?

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Dogs get names…bikes get ridden!

Girlfriends get both
THAT IS GREAT!!!

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First folks are freaking out over RR that lack humility (whatever that means). Now naming a bike has sent you around the bend.

You guys are wound way too tight. Go have a beer or a nice glass of wine. Everything will be okay.

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Someone’s grouchy today. Do you need a hug?

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Dogs get names…bikes get ridden!

Girlfriends get both
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! nice…

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Fuck, it’s just a bike. Who gives a crap about the name, just go ride the dam thing, and stop posting all this nonsense! I know one of you lemmings is going to chirp in saying ‘if you don’t like it, then don’t read the post.’ I’m not reading the posts, but I still have to put up wth this garbage clogging the first page, so stick it! Bikes are bikes…just ride the damn things. (Rant over)

Dogs get names…bikes get ridden!

Punters.

I remember you from posts like this

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=1275846#1275846

or this

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=1279182#1279182

or even this

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=1279350#1279350

In those points, I was being lectured on how to behave myself by an anonymous troll that starts a sentence with “Fuck” and to whom the question of if people should name their bikes or not is relevant. Welcome to Slowtwitch.

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That’s funny. Sergio should fire you because your a smartass on these boards, but Speed Bump can bitch and moan about irrelevant threads and call other posters lemmings.

Seems to me that if Speed Bump is going to tout his professional credentials and experience while publicly bashing you, he should at least have the guts and not do it anonymously.

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he he he…i can’t believe it has taken this long:

if you don’t like it, then don’t read the post.

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Fuck, it’s just a bike. Who gives a crap about the name, just go ride the dam thing, and stop posting all this nonsense! I know one of you lemmings is going to chirp in saying ‘if you don’t like it, then don’t read the post.’ I’m not reading the posts, but I still have to put up wth this garbage clogging the first page, so stick it! Bikes are bikes…just ride the damn things. (Rant over)

Dogs get names…bikes get ridden!

Punters.

I remember you from posts like this

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...post=1275846#1275846

or this

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...post=1279182#1279182

or even this

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...post=1279350#1279350

In those points, I was being lectured on how to behave myself by an anonymous troll that starts a sentence with “Fuck” and to whom the question of if people should name their bikes or not is relevant. Welcome to Slowtwitch.

If I hadnt already named my bike I would now name it Paulo!!!

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You sound like a man with an opinion. (I am assuming you are male, but if you are female, I apologize).

So tell me, what should I name my bike?

So far, I like:

Halle
Black Mamba
Foxy Brown
Trinity

These are in no particular order.

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You wear a one-piece huh?

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So tell me, what should I name my bike?

Halle
Black Mamba
Foxy Brown
Trinity
Gotta admit, I kind of like Foxy Brown!

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See? That was all a bit of harmless fun, wasn’t it?

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After reading that whole thread, adn all the suggestions (including my own), I’d say go with Trinity. In fact, if you don’t, I’ll take that one.

Or, who was the blond girl in that flick? Or the character that Jada Pinket-Smith played in the second (and third)?

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Might I suggest you go with Brown Star? But then you would have to ride it from the rear.

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Now, was that really called for??