My tolerance for the Nouveau Riche is obscenely low

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I went to an event today that had a wine (and liqueur) tasting component.

Listening to these fucksticks made me want to grab a bottle off the table and beat them.

YOU KNOW NOTHING. A TRIP TO TUSCANY DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FUCKING EXPERT.

I have adopted the policy of some people I know that own vineyards…drink what you like…If you don’t like it don’t drink it

Listening to these tools was extraordinary. First off I knew significantly more about wine, how taste it and all the other useless shit you are supposed to know and do.

Second I didn’t fucking brag about all of my wine tasting trips or classes. I drink wine on trips, I don’t take trips to drink wine.

Other than that it was a lot of fun.

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Your title teased with an inviting bouquet…

but the body only offered notes of condescension with a hint of flabbiness.

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*Nouveau".

Zee French, zey like zee vowels.

Drink a little Nouveau Beaujolais, you’ll feel better.

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Your title teased with an inviting bouquet…

offered notes of condescension

You’re obviously new here…welcome

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*Nouveau".

Zee French, zey like zee vowels.

Drink a little Nouveau Beaujolais, you’ll feel better.

My consumption should be limited for the remainder of the evening

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Your title teased with an inviting bouquet…

offered notes of condescension

You’re obviously new here…welcome

Aren’t you a cork taint tonight!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/bf0xo_6W-yYAAAAC/the-plain-bagel-wine-tasting.gif

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Unusual for such an event, they usually have a great deal of mirrored surfaces.

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I think some of the best wine I had in Italy was just table wine served at obscure family restaurants.

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Your title teased with an inviting bouquet…

but the body only offered notes of condescension with a hint of flabbiness.

Quite bitter on the finish too, I felt.

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Your title teased with an inviting bouquet…

but the body only offered notes of condescension with a hint of flabbiness.

Quite bitter on the finish too, I felt.

Yes, and a lingering aftertastee …

Does anyone else remember the Robin Williams wine tasting? “Absurd, yet flaccid.”

Should be on youtube but I sure can’t find it.

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I went to an event today that had a wine (and liqueur) tasting component.

Listening to these fucksticks made me want to grab a bottle off the table and beat them.

YOU KNOW NOTHING. A TRIP TO TUSCANY DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FUCKING EXPERT.

I have adopted the policy of some people I know that own vineyards…drink what you like…If you don’t like it don’t drink it

Listening to these tools was extraordinary. First off I knew significantly more about wine, how taste it and all the other useless shit you are supposed to know and do.

Second I didn’t fucking brag about all of my wine tasting trips or classes. I drink wine on trips, I don’t take trips to drink wine.

Other than that it was a lot of fun.

Wait, you went to a wine and liquor tasting event and there were pretentious people there? Shocking.

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I went to an event today that had a wine (and liqueur) tasting component.

Listening to these fucksticks made me want to grab a bottle off the table and beat them.

YOU KNOW NOTHING. A TRIP TO TUSCANY DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FUCKING EXPERT.

I have adopted the policy of some people I know that own vineyards…drink what you like…If you don’t like it don’t drink it

Listening to these tools was extraordinary. First off I knew significantly more about wine, how taste it and all the other useless shit you are supposed to know and do.

Second I didn’t fucking brag about all of my wine tasting trips or classes. I drink wine on trips, I don’t take trips to drink wine.

Other than that it was a lot of fun.

Wait, you went to a wine and liquor tasting event and there were pretentious people there? Shocking.

Showing my decidedly plebian roots, the only time I’ve been to a winery I was chastised by the owner for saying one of the wines I tasted was “interesting”.

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I went to an event today that had a wine (and liqueur) tasting component.

Listening to these fucksticks made me want to grab a bottle off the table and beat them.

YOU KNOW NOTHING. A TRIP TO TUSCANY DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FUCKING EXPERT.

I have adopted the policy of some people I know that own vineyards…drink what you like…If you don’t like it don’t drink it

Listening to these tools was extraordinary. First off I knew significantly more about wine, how taste it and all the other useless shit you are supposed to know and do.

Second I didn’t fucking brag about all of my wine tasting trips or classes. I drink wine on trips, I don’t take trips to drink wine.

Other than that it was a lot of fun.

Wait, you went to a wine and liquor tasting event and there were pretentious people there? Shocking.

Showing my decidedly plebian roots, the only time I’ve been to a winery I was chastised by the owner for saying one of the wines I tasted was “interesting”.

He was going for bland. You crushed his spirits

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Listening to these tools was extraordinary. First off I knew significantly more about wine, how taste it and all the other useless shit you are supposed to know and do.
With this bit of pretentiousness I bet you fit right in.

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Listening to these fucksticks made me want to grab a bottle off the table and beat them.

Why is violence always the answer with you folk?

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I went to an event today that had a wine (and liqueur) tasting component.

Listening to these fucksticks made me want to grab a bottle off the table and beat them.

YOU KNOW NOTHING. A TRIP TO TUSCANY DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FUCKING EXPERT.

I have adopted the policy of some people I know that own vineyards…drink what you like…If you don’t like it don’t drink it

Listening to these tools was extraordinary. First off I knew significantly more about wine, how taste it and all the other useless shit you are supposed to know and do.

Second I didn’t fucking brag about all of my wine tasting trips or classes. I drink wine on trips, I don’t take trips to drink wine.

Other than that it was a lot of fun.

Wait, you went to a wine and liquor tasting event and there were pretentious people there? Shocking.

Showing my decidedly plebian roots, the only time I’ve been to a winery I was chastised by the owner for saying one of the wines I tasted was “interesting”.

He was going for bland. You crushed his spirits

I really liked it. It had a peppery taste to it. Not sure how you get that short of adding pepper.

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Most of the “rich” people that I’ve met have been very pleasant and generous. Saying that, 99% of all people I meet seem to be fine.

In contrast to some of what I see on the internet!

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I think some of the best wine I had in Italy was just table wine served at obscure family restaurants.

The table wine in the little half litre carafes. That stuff it the bomb. I don’t know why it just is. Never harsh goes down easy etc etc. It may have to do with the surroundings.

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Your title teased with an inviting bouquet…

offered notes of condescension

You’re obviously new here…welcome

MOP Mike: 2006
Windy: 2014

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That seems to be characteristic of some strong reds. I don’t think they do anything to make it happen just make the wines from the grapes