My Girlfriend wants me to go hairless......WTF

So I get home from work tonight and grab my stuff to head out the door to the pool when she says “Hey CF, I have a present for you”. A bit surprised due to the fact that I had been in the dog house for a few days (another story that I won’t even get into), she handed me a bottle of this Nair Shoulder to Toe stuff.

“What am I to do with that” I asked. She smiled and said that it was time I stopped shaving just my legs and went totally hairless. Now, I have to say that I am apt to try anything just like the next guy, but this talk of complete hairlessness gave me a sinking feeling in more than just my stomach.

Anyway, I am sitting here in the parking lot hacking some ones wireless connection and typing this afraid to head back to the apartment.

Suggestions?

Sincerely,
Hairless in Atlanta

Dude, I actually had to check the Nair product line to see if they have a Shoulder to Toe version…:slight_smile: I’ve got some Nair for Men. Never tried it. My girlfriend just insists I shave my legs more often, because I get prickly. I just want to know how she went from having you in the doghouse to this. Sounds like she’s got some weird fetish…:slight_smile:

I don’t know about using the Nair – those chemicals can be nasty.

However, I think this is a Savage Love moment: GGG – Good, Giving, and Game.

I’m sure that you can think of some way for her to reciprocate… what is your downside?

For me to fully respond to this would require a forum with a parental control.
DO IT! Its the best thing that you could do. If your girl wants you to do it…DO IT! That means that your hair in certain places might have been holding her back. If she likes you with less hair, that might mean there will be “more” revealed for her to like!
Shave everything, and shave often. If you are a pasty white guy like me…tan a little…try to smooth out those tan lines.

The Metro has spoken…

Hi,

Somewhat fearful to comment on this one.

As one said previously, this does give you a conciderable amount of reciprocal leverage.

…walking away

tp

It grows back…what is there to worry about?

Huge.

This is just her gentle way of saying that she really finds you disgusting. She probably figures that any change-up can’t be worse than the status quo. Go for it.

PRICELESS…a greatest hit!
Send her my way if you decide not to jump in with both feet.

Zuch

This is just her gentle way of saying that she really finds you disgusting. She probably figures that any change-up can’t be worse than the status quo. Go for it.

I almost blew out a mouthful of chocolate milk reading this one!

Dude, I can totally relate to your situation and let me tell you it is 100% worth it. Well, a quick correction, I never went totally balls-to-the-wall hairless if you catch my drift but definetly most all areas and the majority of chicks really dig it…I’ve only heard good things anyway :slight_smile:

p.s. I second everyone elses responses, anything that gets your girlfriend wanting your bod more is gonna result in a lot more bootay, can’t hurt right :slight_smile:

My 2 cents…

Go hairless, but dont use nair. That stuff can be irritating in certain places. Buy a good razor and just keep shaving.

Think you got the product wrong:

NAIR BARE BODY & UNDERARMS
Nothing feels as good as silky skin. Sensitive areas need special attention to stay smooth and conditioned. And Nair® fills that need without the problems that shaving can cause (nicks, cuts, razor bumps).

YOWZA

I hope you’re not planning on applying it at the pool. That’s just creepy.

All I know is that areas that are hairless get more frequent special attention.

Hairless works.

I use veet in the race season on the legs. I get crazy irritated when I use a razor on my legs for whatever reason. I don’t think I could go completely hairless though. That just sounds like too much work.

Scrap the Nair and just get waxed. Faster, easier and more thorough.

Waxing allows for a few weeks of hair free attitude and no razors to waste your time in the shower.

Most girls think it is hot, the ones that don’t usually don’t strike my fancy anyways.

Oh, Nair really sucks.

I will sound the only note of caution on this thread. Think carefully about why you were in the dog house. Major screw up? Accumulation of smaller screw ups? This could be the beginning of an EPIC payback prank.

If you think you are in the clear, why not?

Dude don’t just shave.

WAX everything! Rid yourself of that hair stuff…such an atrocity.

go hairless if u wanna look like a 9 yr old boy…