Must watch for those racing in the ocean

tomorrow at 9pm on discovery…
shark week…including footage of the rescue of the USS indianapolis survivors…

funny
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we ain’t scared of no steeenkin sharks

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One of the ways I stay calm and collected when racing in the ocean is pretending none of those marine creatures could possibly really be in the water anywhere near me.

NEVER swim alone in the ocean!

…because you don’t have to outswim the sharks, just the guy next to you!

Bah Ha! HA! Ha!

That’s an oldie but a goodie.

Made myself piddle.

Later!

Brian

my sister has numerous shark bites, I figure she is the shark snack in the family. I have run into sharks here but don’t feel that they’re really anything to worry about.

Any shark that is stupid enough to wander its way into a triathlon wave start, and get kicked, elbowed, climbed on top of scratched, etc…, not to mention any bites it takes will include some foul tasting rubber than has been bathed in sweat, PAM, Ultraglide, etc… will certainly think twice about doing it again. I’m sure it will quickly realize the ROI from hunting seals far exceeds that of triathletes.

“any of you sharks touch me or my stuff, I kill you”

Francis

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