Movie Review: Wolfs (Apple TV +)

Wolfs is Apple TV+s newest straight to streaming movie offering, and unlike a lot of the streaming crap that’s been released over the past few years, this is one that I think actually could have done okay at the theaters.

When the local DA finds herself in a compromising situation at a posh hotel with a dead young man who’s not her husband, she follows the advice she was once given but never thought she’d actually need. She calls a fixer. When he arrives, it seems like he might be able to make all her problems disappear, until a second Fixer knocks on the door. Now Fixer 1 and Fixer 2, lone wolves by trade, have to figure out how to work together to achieve competing agendas for competing employers. As the night goes on, they discover that things aren’t as they seem, and they may have bitten off more than they can chew.

Wolfs is basically a “buddy” movie, and is carried entirely on the backs of the two protagonists, George Clooney and Brad Pitt. You never learn their characters’ names, but no surprise, they can do that routine in their sleep. Their aging nameless road weary fixers don’t want to work together, don’t like each other, and don’t trust each other, but soon find they have more in common than they thought. The low key one-liners and ribbing are punctuated by an almost zany side character in the “kid” they have to drag around with them as they try to clean up a series of messes. The plot isn’t going to win any Oscars, but it’s competent, and the writing, performances, camera work, and pacing are all likewise very decent. It looks and feels like a movie, as opposed to a made-for-TV piece of “content.”

If you have Apple TV+, Wolfs is worth a watch. It’s not the next Citizen Kane, but it has humor and action, and Clooney and Pitt still have some charisma to show on the screen. It’s rated R for some language and violence.

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Is this some kind of spin off of the Winston Wolf character from Pulp Fiction? Or is it just coincident having fixers nicknamed “wolf”?

They’re not named ‘Wolf’ … although that might be their job title?

Clooney is credited as “Margaret’s Man;” Pitt is “Pam’s Man” for the people who called them to do the job

Although Brad Pitt seems to be constantly making fun of George Clooney for being “old” - both here and in the “Oceans” movies and IRL - they’re only two years apart, born in 1961 and 1963

saw it last night. It was a bit slow off the mark and too bickery but then eased into something really not bad. LOVED the Albanian wedding. The kid’s monologues were great, know so many people who can’t do mental boildowns, you just have to sit there for the entire story as it unreels in their mind.

the running barefoot for miles in underpants after a heroin overdose, mmm

The hit-by-car scene was oddly amazing.

Overall it was ok. The ending was good, plot twist revelation, didn’t see that coming and was revealed so quickly that I didn’t catch all the details but the gist was enough that I didn’t bother rewatching the scene.

Felt it was one charismatic antagonist from being very good, but not a waste of an evening.

Yeah, we found it to be quite decent. The chase was very well done. And that young actor is a one talented guy. Somehow, l suspect a sequel is coming.

And thanks for the earlier recommendation of taskmaster. I think it has become my son’s new favorite show. When he watches, all we hear is him laughing uproariously.