Movie Review: The Gorge (Apple TV+)

The Gorge is another ok but not great movie from Apple TV+. Not terrible, and not pure “content” like some of the Netflix and other straight-to-streaming crap that we sometimes see, but also not a huge success. Think, B-movie, but with good production value.

Levi (Miles Teller) is a former Marine Scout sniper and Drasa (Anya Taylor-Joy) is a Lithuanian sniper doing jobs for shadowy Russian masters. Both find themselves assigned to a new and mysterious mission; a one year isolated tour occupying guard towers across from one another with a giant gorge described as “the gates of Hell” in between. Despite orders prohibiting contact between the two towers, our snipers exchange pleasantries via binoculars, celebrate birthdays and holidays, and quickly fall in love, all while the monsters of the Gorge threaten from below. When Levi falls into the Gorge, Drasa follows to save him, and the two lovers must find their way back to the light. But are they truly battling demonic creatures, or maybe something a bit more sinister?

As I mentioned, this is basically a B-movie. The writing is weak, the dialogue is frequently forced and corny, and there are all kinds of little moments where they obviously didn’t pay much attention to getting details right. There’s some perfunctory character development in the first act. However, the filmmakers then rush you through a not very convincing romance, onto which they then pin the rest of the story. There are several times during the movie where you might ask yourself, “Didn’t these two just meet like, 5mins ago? Why are they willing to sacrifice their lives for each other like they’ve been in love for decades?” The reveal of who the bad guys are is pretty predictable, and there’s never really any tension regarding whether or heroes will emerge victorious or not. The CGI is decent on a TV at home, although I found the lighting of the movie (like lots of movies these days) to be very dark.

That all said, there is some decent popcorn movie horror-style action in The Gorge. It’s not particularly scary, but there are some Lovecraftian style notes, and a bunch of creatures and nasty things trying to kill the two main characters. There are some good action set pieces, reminiscent of 80s or 90s action films, and plenty of stuff blows up. Additionally, there is some beautiful cinematography, plus decent music by Trent Reznor / Atticus Ross.

Overall, The Gorge is a decent straight-to-streaming action horror romance popcorn movie. There’s very little gore, no nudity or drugs, and I don’t remember any cursing. It’s not going to be your new favorite, but if you’re looking for something that doesn’t require much brain power, is fairly safe for the family (might be scary or too much action for little kids), and if you already have Apple TV+, then this might be for you.

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Good summary… based on the trailers I was excited to watch it on Friday night. Started off well, but as you mentioned the speed at which they devolved to making extremely questionable decisions based on their feelings for each other didn’t seem at all believable.

Second half of the movie felt like a lower-rent rip-off of Annihilation and the Alien and Resident Evil series.

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The Last of Us meets Alien

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Aannnndddd I’m out.

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Agree that is an ok film.

I really like the monster design. Both Miles Taylor and Anya Taylor Joy are really good leads and the movie would be much worse with less talented leads, since they have to seek this accelerated relationship. I don’t think it is fully sold, but they do way more than you would expect in the 10 minutes they get to do it.

I really liked the first monster attack. Since after that they were like “what the fuck was that.”

But it does point out the difference of Apple TV+ movies being on average pretty poor (although this one was fine), but their series are on average really good. Severance, shrinking, mythic quest, slow horses, etc. Just such a contrast between their movies and series.

Agreed. Their TV shows are solid. Movies so so. That Brad Pitt - George Clooney movie was absolute rubbish. Couldn’t even finish it.

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This seems to be same for so many movies as of late … most everything is fine. And there is so much of it. Very few movies are great, or even good.

I would be fine with fewer options and better quality. Same with streaming series.

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Similar take.
I quite like the first half as a combo quirky romance with the building threat of the unknown. But they really turned the implausibility dial up to 11 - the more they showed, the less I could suspend disbelief.

Spoiler alert
I particularly had a hard time believing that humans would be converted into super warriors by having their DNA merged with…a tree.

The finish turned the predictability dial up to 12. How many times has almost exactly that final scene been done before? Such a lazy copy/paste from better movies.

We stuck with it until the skull headed spider church scene where it devolved into a lame video game simulation. Mildly entertaining up to that point.