Movie Review: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

I had a lot of trepidation going into the latest Indiana Jones movie, having been burnt by the god-awful piece of shit that was Crystal Skull. Fortunately, while Dial of Destiny might not be an equal to the movies of my childhood, it wasn’t a straight up disaster. I will say, “Dial of Destiny” is a shitty title, and they should have chosen something without such hokey alliteration. It bugs me for some reason.

Dial of Destiny finds Indiana Jones in the year 1969, closing in on retirement from teaching disinterested archeology students about the dry and dusty events of the past while the world around him revels in the shiny new age of space travel. Indy’s life is a shambles. His son died in the war (yay, no Shia LeBeouf), his marriage is on the rocks, and he’s struggling to find his place in modern society. All that changes when his god-daughter, Helena, approaches him and asks him about an ancient Greek device that Indy and her father once found, studied, and abandoned. Indy quickly finds himself embroiled in a dangerous plot with old Nazis, Moroccan gangsters, deep-sea divers, and at the center,…his shady god-daughter and the search for the ancient dial once built by Archimedes thousands of years ago. As usual, Indy will have to outwit the bad guys, travel to exotic locations in search of hidden treasures, and navigate countless dangers to save the world and protect the secrets of antiquity. Does he have one last adventure in him? Or is this the time that the bad guys finally win?

Dial of Destiny sticks to the tried and true Indiana Jones formula. You have Nazis; you have chases and fight scenes and action from start to finish; you have a true believer bad guy scientist (Mads Mikkelsen); you have Indy with a partner (Phoebe Waller-Bridge) and even a little kid doing the dirty work to find the hidden treasures while the bad guys follow right behind them; and you have a dash of the supernatural to challenge Indy’s belief in science. There’s nothing particularly new here. There are a good number of call-backs, characters, and references to the older movies (particularly Raiders), but they don’t feel overdone. There are a few scenes of a “de-aged” Harrison Ford, and they’re fine, although it’s still a noticeable VFX technique.

Instead of the craptastic aliens that we got in Crystal Skull, this movie focuses on a different supernatural/science fiction threat that feels slightly more in keeping with the Indiana Jones universe. It’s still a little cheesy, but not nearly as bad as the last movie.

The acting is all decent (even Antonio Banderas makes an appearance without being too much of a caricature), the action is pretty much non-stop, and the plot keeps moving throughout. Harrison Ford does a good job at age 80 of playing an older more broken down Indy who really is struggling with where he’s ended up in life. The movie ends on a nice note, and feels like a good send-off for this character. Here’s hoping they won’t try to drag Ford out of his recliner at age 90 to try for another.

Overall, Dial of Destiny is a decent popcorn action movie with all the hallmarks of the Indiana Jones movies, and if you’re looking for something to redeem the franchise after Crystal Skull, this might do the trick. Good family fun for 4th of July weekend.

Thanks for the review!

My wife wanted to see this so got tickets for this weekend. I told her I heard it was Woke as I saw a youtube clip claiming the girl is the star of the show and it makes Indy look like a doddering old man that has to be led around by the nose by his young kick ass female companion. So an anti men movie.

I told my Wife I would give a try so we will see. I hope other reviewers are wrong about the Wokeness.

My wife wanted to see this so got tickets for this weekend. I told her I heard it was Woke as I saw a youtube clip claiming the girl is the star of the show and it makes Indy look like a doddering old man that has to be led around by the nose by his young kick ass female companion. So an anti men movie.

I told my Wife I would give a try so we will see. I hope other reviewers are wrong about the Wokeness.

I did not get a feeling of wokeness. Indy’s old, but he still does his fair share of the heavy lifting.

My wife wanted to see this so got tickets for this weekend. I told her I heard it was Woke as I saw a youtube clip claiming the girl is the star of the show and it makes Indy look like a doddering old man that has to be led around by the nose by his young kick ass female companion. So an anti men movie.

I told my Wife I would give a try so we will see. I hope other reviewers are wrong about the Wokeness.
If this is how you judge your entertainment options, you should go dig a hole, stick your head in it, and pack the dirt in nice and tight around it.

Pretty sure you and the rest of society shall be better off for it.

Thank you, sir: been cautiously optimistic that this will not suck, so your review definitely helps to reinforce that hope!

Will try to watch this as soon as I can (so probably within 4 or 5 years…).

Greatly appreciate your review!

  • Jeff

My wife wanted to see this so got tickets for this weekend. I told her I heard it was Woke.

Then a diehard liberal such as yourself will be over the moon.

My wife wanted to see this so got tickets for this weekend. I told her I heard it was Woke as I saw a youtube clip claiming the girl is the star of the show and it makes Indy look like a doddering old man that has to be led around by the nose by his young kick ass female companion. So an anti men movie.

I told my Wife I would give a try so we will see. I hope other reviewers are wrong about the Wokeness.

It didn’t come off as woke at all, and I say that as someone who generally doesn’t like wokeness in my movies.

Thanks for the excellent review. I just watched it and thoroughly enjoyed it. I felt that act 1 (NYC) missed the mark, but it picked up in the middle 3rd of the movie, with a pretty solid final 3rd. I walked away feeling like I got my money’s worth.

‘dial of destiny’ is actually a not-bad simplification of this, which is freaking awesome. But yes, as a movie title it blows

My wife wanted to see this so got tickets for this weekend. I told her I heard it was Woke as I saw a youtube clip claiming the girl is the star of the show and it makes Indy look like a doddering old man that has to be led around by the nose by his young kick ass female companion. So an anti men movie.

I told my Wife I would give a try so we will see. I hope other reviewers are wrong about the Wokeness.

It didn’t come off as woke at all, and I say that as someone who generally doesn’t like wokeness in my movies.

After watching it this weekend, I would agree and can’t see what the issue is with the claim of wokeness. I have seen articles and youtube folks saying this is the downfall of Indiana Jones movies etc and I disagree.

The girl in the film was indeed very unlikeable and they should have cast a prettier woman for that role, but there was no sense of wokeness or overarching male fragility in this movie. After all, Indy is around 80 and can still fight pretty good and take a bullet.

Pretty entertaining movie.

Saw it this afternoon. Entertaining. Certainly not on par with the original three movies but a fair bit better than the last one.

My wife wanted to see this so got tickets for this weekend. I told her I heard it was Woke as I saw a youtube clip claiming the girl is the star of the show and it makes Indy look like a doddering old man that has to be led around by the nose by his young kick ass female companion. So an anti men movie.

I told my Wife I would give a try so we will see. I hope other reviewers are wrong about the Wokeness.

You should find better sources.

And stop using the word woke, you sound like a fucking moron.

Dial of Destiny sticks to the tried and true Indiana Jones formula. .

I disagree…the tried and true is an artifact of religious significance and limited action in the US. This McGuffin was stupid (mainly because the backstory of the condition it was found in and the Nazis never having an opportunity to possess it).

I won’t give away the plot twist that was supernatural but it was fucking stupid.

How’s Indiana poor? How does the CIA not know who the hell he is? There are some other plot points that were dumb and historical inaccuracies that were just lazy.

The overall tone was depressing and not joyful.

Had they been searching for the fake McGuffin probably a better story.

This is probably ranked fourth.

My wife wanted to see this so got tickets for this weekend. I told her I heard it was Woke as I saw a youtube clip claiming the girl is the star of the show and it makes Indy look like a doddering old man that has to be led around by the nose by his young kick ass female companion. So an anti men movie.

I told my Wife I would give a try so we will see. I hope other reviewers are wrong about the Wokeness.

There was no wokeness

Thank you, sir: been cautiously optimistic that this will not suck, so your review definitely helps to reinforce that hope!

Will try to watch this as soon as I can (so probably within 4 or 5 years…).

Greatly appreciate your review!

  • Jeff

It didn’t suck.