Mobile potato gun launcher.....rid sport of drafters

My bud and I were just emailing and wondering if we could design a potato gun on the head tube of a bike. Use the shift levers as a firing mechanism, perhaps a back pack as a magazine for large Idaho spuds? Breach loading on the fly might be dangerous…gotta figure out a way to advance live spuds with a mag.

I was even thinking about a totally custom ‘Aero Spud’ where the inside of the top tube is the mag, but we think an after market version would be the most appealing.

See a drafter up ahead, napalm potato up the arse.

Ideallly I would like to see a fully working prototype with both front and rear launching capabilities. Would be great to fire a peeled tater off the back of the bike to knock off an offending drafter from your own slilpstream.

Please send any schematics in PDF so the engineering crew can get to work quickly!