Matt Gaetz-Come on down!

Lavender Room
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Uh sure, but what is that?

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Uh sure, but what is that?

“Greenberg started speaking with investigators when he realized it was his only path to leniency in the face of considerable evidence against him . . .”

https://guidelines.ussc.gov/gl/§5K1.1 (bad link, so)

§5K1.1 - SUBSTANTIAL ASSISTANCE TO AUTHORITIES (POLICY STATEMENT)
Upon motion of the government stating that the defendant has provided substantial assistance in the investigation or prosecution of another person who has committed an offense, the court may depart from the guidelines.
(a) The appropriate reduction shall be determined by the court for reasons stated that may include, but are not limited to, consideration of the following:
(1) the court’s evaluation of the significance and usefulness of the defendant’s assistance, taking into consideration the government’s evaluation of the assistance rendered;
(2) the truthfulness, completeness, and reliability of any information or testimony provided by the defendant;
(3) the nature and extent of the defendant’s assistance;
(4) any injury suffered, or any danger or risk of injury to the defendant or his family resulting from his assistance;
(5) the timeliness of the defendant’s assistance.

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Uh sure, but what is that?

A lenient sentence for his assistance in taking down Gaetz.

Or as a Trumper would say, THIS IS SUCH A WITCH HUNT!!! HE’S OBVIOUSLY LYING JUST TO SAVE HIMSELF!!!

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Or as a Trumper would say, THIS IS SUCH A WITCH HUNT!!! HE’S OBVIOUSLY LYING JUST TO SAVE HIMSELF!!!

He’s probably a Hillary-Antifa plant trying to take down Gaetz.

Which would only be fair play because apparently Trump-promoting group had plans to undermine the U.S. National Security Advisor (McMaster) and others.

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Disappointing to see that hookers and blow can be a bad thing.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-matt-gaetz-snorted-cocaine-with-megan-zalonka-escort-who-had-no-show-govt-job

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He’s a true man of the working people. Ain’t nothin more American than Hookers and Blow. That whole baseball and apple pie thing is so overrated.

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Disappointing to see that hookers and blow can be a bad thing.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/...had-no-show-govt-job

Let’s not lose sight of the real problem in the GOP congress… Liz Cheney

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New developments …

https://www.cnn.com/...att-gaetz/index.html

https://media0.giphy.com/media/WnO24PNDfFur9yXCO5/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bm0tkojrbva0ewmvgk5i8wgd1h4xd83dc3n4gl8xz&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

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Disappointing to see that hookers and blow can be a bad thing.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/...had-no-show-govt-job

#Fakenews!!!

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Disappointing to see that hookers and blow can be a bad thing.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/...had-no-show-govt-job

link to the woman (from the article above) - total smokeshow - she’s not a hooker, she’s a “model”

http://alexamodels.com/talent/megan-zalonka-84100
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Disappointing to see that hookers and blow can be a bad thing.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/...had-no-show-govt-job

link to the woman (from the article above) - total smokeshow - she’s not a hooker, she’s a “model”

http://alexamodels.com/talent/megan-zalonka-84100

That girl looks way to old for Gaetz. She probably doesn5 even get carded at most bars.

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Disappointing to see that **hookers and blow **can be a bad thing.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/...had-no-show-govt-job

Looks like the party may have been paid for by his campaign.

Family values.

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Disappointing to see that **hookers and blow **can be a bad thing.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/...had-no-show-govt-job

Looks like the party may have been paid for by his campaign.

Family values.

Think maybe it is time to remove the honorific “The Honorable” from all the Congress peoples? It is especially cringe worthy for some.

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These things wouldn’t be a problem if we just legalized sex work and hard core drugs and lowered the age of consent.

Oh and made those things allowable campaign expenses like Pelosi’s haircuts. ‘M I right?

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These things wouldn’t be a problem if we just legalized sex work and hard core drugs and lowered the age of consent.

Oh and made those things allowable campaign expenses like Pelosi’s haircuts. ‘M I right?

Matt Gaetz’s Twitter from 10 years ago:

“I strongly support drug testing for welfare recipients. Applying for welfare is voluntary, if you don’t want to get tested, don’t apply”

What a fucking hypocrite

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These things wouldn’t be a problem if we just legalized sex work and hard core drugs and lowered the age of consent.

Oh and made those things allowable campaign expenses like Pelosi’s haircuts. ‘M I right?

Matt Gaetz’s Twitter from 10 years ago:

“I strongly support drug testing for welfare recipients. Applying for welfare is voluntary, if you don’t want to get tested, don’t apply”

What a fucking hypocrite

Maybe Matt was volunteering to test the drugs?

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These things wouldn’t be a problem if we just legalized sex work and hard core drugs and lowered the age of consent.

Oh and made those things allowable campaign expenses like Pelosi’s haircuts. ‘M I right?

Matt Gaetz’s Twitter from 10 years ago:

“I strongly support drug testing for welfare recipients. Applying for welfare is voluntary, if you don’t want to get tested, don’t apply”

What a fucking hypocrite

No doubt. Matt sucks the tax-payer teat to the tune of $174k per year, plus medical benefits. What’s he doing for anyone? He’s a welfare bum himself.

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Former Matt Gaetz associate Joel Greenberg pleads guilty to six federal charges

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/17/politics/joel-greenberg-guilty-plea-court-gaetz/index.html

The guilty plea from Greenberg, a former Seminole County, Florida, tax commissioner, comes several days after he struck a deal with federal prosecutors to avoid some of the other 33 federal charges he had faced that ranged from identity theft to fraud and bribery allegations.

As part of the plea, Greenberg has agreed to give “substantial assistance” to prosecutors, including by testifying at trials or in federal grand juries if needed and in turning over all documents he might have that could help the federal inquiry.

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Per @kylegriffin1 on twitter: Just on @MSNBC : A banner plane has been flying over the courthouse in Florida with a sign that reads, ‘Tick Tock Matt Gaetz’.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1mZ70VXMAQ5pia?format=jpg&name=medium

Ole Matt has gone radio silence on Twitter the last couple of days.

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According to Kirschner, a majority of the plea agreement contains “hard corroboration” of the crimes “of not only Joel Greenberg but the crimes of others,” adding that the prosecution has laid out “some really troubling crimes.”

we already know by virtue of this plea, there are co-conspirators who are likely to be indicted and held accountable, we just don’t quite know who they are," he continued.

Looking like today is just the tip of the Greenburg