The guys that walk around butt ass naked. Is it so hard to wrap a towel around? The other day I finish my swim take my shower, put on some shorts and make my way to the sinks to grab some lotion for my face. The chlorine really drys my face out. Anyways, there’s this dude, probably 55, in there stark naked primping his hair n shit. This is kind of a narrow room like a horseshoe of sinks. The guy is on my left as I pass in. First sink lotion didn’t work so I had to go deeper in to the next sink. Just as I grab a little lotion and apply to my face. Another dude comes in. I feel trapped now, got a naked dude on the left and another dude on the right. Shit, I’m gonna have to pass through corridor and it’s way too close to the naked dude! Just as I start to make a break for it the naked dude puts his foot up on the counter and starts slathering lotion on his legs. I say “seriously?” as I pass by. He didn’t say anything back but, with my back turned to him I was a little concerned about being attacked buy a naked dude as I walked away. I’ll be bringing my own lotion from now on.
“It puts the lotion on its’ skin, or it gets the hose again”
Here you go, have fun:
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=2790933;search_string=locker%20room;#2790933
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naked dudes are horrifying?
I’ve forgotten my socks a couple times, does that count?
My favorite is the 55-60 yo guy who spends way too much time washing his crack and manbits - we’re talking a solid 5 minutes - all while having his speedo pulled down to his knees. Either go full buck-naked or don’t; I never really thought there was a middle ground…
Guess you never met the guy who dry’s his balls with the supplied hair dryer or the old man who wraps his towel around him sits down and takes his bathing suit off while still on the pool deck ? With a young girl 18-19 lifeguard there and the locker room is only 20 ftet away, How about the guys that sit butt naked in the sauna on the cedar benches and the ones that put their sweaty shorts in the towel drier ? Some reasons why I do not use hair dryer, sauna or towel drier ;o)
Try the other locker room then.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences2 (some foul language)
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This thread is just too funny.
If you have problems with naked men in the change room, do what I do. Use the ladies change room. I have no issues there. 
Saw a new one last night. Guy with his underwear spread out on the sink, blowdrying it with the hairdryer. Not the worst I’ve seen, but definitely something slightly different…
So this is what the cold weather bringeth, the annual “locker room horror story thread”.
Maybe Dev Paul should initiate these, too.
FYI, to ANYONE who publishes ‘pics to prove it happened’ , after I clean up my vomit, I will make it my personal mission to see that YOU ARE BANNED.
Blech!
LMAO
For the record i am not a homophobe and have no problem in the locker room. Just a problem with where some (By some i mean ALL!) guys twig, berries and ass have been.
at my gyms locker room, theres these 2 white, overweight, meat heads that stand around and make fun of other people who pretend theyre from the ghetto.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences2 (some foul language)
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YES!! Hahahaha
funniest thread - love the SOTL reference prattzc
just talking about this with a co-worker about an hour ago when I got back from the gym. my gym’s in a gay area of nyc. i’m no homophobe, have plenty of gay/lesbian friends/family and been around it all my life - not a problem. my problem is being stared at by these guys throughout my workout and especially in the locker room. i’ve gotten to the point where i don’t wear glasses/contacts to the gym to help avoid their looks. as i told my friend, I wish women stared at me as much as these guys do.
Anyway - locker room horror story: UNCONFIRMED - but heard they caught a guy rubbing one out in the sauna the other day. That, and guys sitting around there w/out towels - another reason to steer clear of the sauna. Also, never use the conditioner - who knows.
All this makes me wonder why I don’t switch gyms. Its just so close to my office.
The worse I’ve seen is a group of 3-4 old men showering under the same bank of shower heads (our uni has a large open shower room with 8 banks of heads with 4 heads per bank). They were discussing their pick-up game while drinking powerade. Kinda surreal
http://theoatmeal.com/...s/minor_differences2 (some foul language)
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh man that is FUNNY! Be sure to check out page one too!
One thing: Dudes drying their junk at hand driers. I can smell the burning hair from 10 feet away for Gods sake!
I think old men have it right. Go naked or go home.
Our younger generation is really body conscious and I think its really wierd. I’ve seen kids anywhere from 15 to 25 years old wait for someone to get out of the stall (after taking a dump) so they can change into their suit or other pants.
Don’t knock the old guys until you try it one day. Heck, I went to a Div 1 school where the head men’s bball coach (famous dude) would read the entire paper naked in the locker room. Now that is awesome. All you saw was paper with a sausage hanging out of it.