I am a teacher and these names were of kids in some classes in my district.
La-ia PRONOUNCED Ladashia…that is right, this girls name is spelled and said with a dash.
Melvicbob. A combinations of the mom, dad and someone else. Yes, that is his first name.
*3. Shithead pronounced shi thead. My friend claims he saw the guys license to prove it. He was from another country.
CLARION works the cashier position at the grocery down the street. I figured it had to be Cla-reee-on, but no it’s pronounced Clarion just like the stereo. There was probably a Clarion in full view of her mother when she conceived this child in the back seat of a car.
Good friend from high school was named Lucy. She married a guy with last name of Screws… yep - Lucy Screws… no kidding
Duffy.
Just how many la-aa (or la-ia, or la-a) people are there in this world. I have now spoken with 4 different individuals claiming they have this person in their school district…
That being said… my husband works with a Golden Wang and a Johnson. (Just Johnson. No first name)
In a previous helpdesk support job we had a user whose first name was “Peaches”.
He neither sounded, or looked, like his name would be “Peaches.”
There was a guy at a supplier I used to work with named Peter Weiner - always got a good laugh from that one.
Good friend from high school was named Lucy. She married a guy with last name of Screws… yep - Lucy Screws… no kidding
I served with woman named “Jen Bangs.” My buddy used to introduce her as “Jen Bangs, the only woman whose name is a complete sentence.”
Guy at,my company named tom assman
Had a client once named Deborah respects nothing
ms veganerd went to college with amanda humpanuncle
Know a mike hunt
Those are all real, im sure ive seen others but cant think of them at the moment
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That being said… my husband works with a Golden Wang
“This is my friend, Mr. Wang. Hey, no offense!”
“Hey Wang, I think this place discriminates, so, don’t tell them you’re Jewish!”
I work with a Mike Hunt.
My grandfather worked with a Paul Bearer.
My buddy married a girl and we were invited to the wedding by a Richard Sack.
Our Asian offices had; Jumbo Wang, Golden Wang, Wing Wong, Ping Pong and Ding Dong to name a few.
There was a fellow staff officer named Richard Glasscock.
Of course his “tactical callsign” was “Crystal Dick”.
Tiralira Lipschitz (Product of an Irish-German couple)
Dong Song
I did a judicial externship in law school and the judge occasionally reviewed and approved (or rejected) legal name changes. One guy changed his name to Modern Mann. Judge rejected a request to change a name to Frito Bandito.
Peggy Swallows.
What about the bicycle maker, Richard Sachs
There was a fellow staff officer named Richard Glasscock.
Of course his “tactical callsign” was “Crystal Dick”.
The college next to my high school’s principal’s last name was Trebilcock - or, as one of my classmates used to call him, “Mr. Thriceblessed”.
A friend, who’s last name is Hooker, has a mom named Penny. Penny Hooker.
I also know an dude named Paul D’Paoli “Pronounced Paul D’Pauly”.
Dutchy. Worst name for a girl ever.
Lady where I grew up: Ima Pigg (married name)
Dude where I grew up: Dick Peters
Mrs. The Wall knew someone with a kid named: Abcd (pronounced Absedee)
renesmee.