This X-Ray photo shows Lance as the cyborg he really is. Just one big chip board. 
I thought WADA was testing this stuff by now.
11:00 PM PARIS, France – Lance Armstrong’s record setting seventh Tour de
France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be
tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals
of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three
banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on
vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap - which
have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong’s
girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying “we use
them every day in America, so we naturally thought they’d be ok throughout
Europe.”Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting
items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and balls.
Shouldn’t that read ‘including a backbone and a ball’?
Please, please, please stop spreading this lame ass joke. It was even funny in July.