Mike Ditka vs. a Tornado - who would win?
Discuss.
The correct answer is, of course - we can only hope and pray that such a conflagration can be avoided at all costs.
What is the tornados name?
It is named Hurricane Lance. Or Hurricane Mike (Ditka).
If it is a mini-Ditka then Lance.
He wouldn’t beat Rick Mears in the Indy 500 either.
That’s a tough one. Lance would need to get him between his thighs and crack him like a walnut.
Mike Ditka vs. a Tornado - who would win?
Discuss.
The correct answer is, of course - we can only hope and pray that such a conflagration can be avoided at all costs.
Ditka wins in burst of hot air! No contest for Da Coach!
Ditka.
Da Bears.
I would say Ditka in almost any circumstance including winning the Tour.
First Ditka would have a much better power to weight ratio for climbing then Lance would have given the awesome lower body power. I would imagine Ditka could generate easily 1000 watts at 1% MAXHR
Second, as a tactician… well enough said there. Team Disco wouldn’t stand a chance against a Superbowl winning Ditka. He would attack Disco head on and tear em up one by one.
Third would be nutrition. Ditka could survive the entire tour simply on fat stores, I could see Ditka probably coming in at day 23 weighing a moderate 200. During the course of the tour he would just keep getting faster and faster. Another bonus for not taking time out to eat while riding.
The only caveat I could see would be if they required Ditka to ride a childs tricycle. This might give Disco a chance since it would reduce Ditka’s power weight ratio considerably. I think if it were a big wheel though Disco would be done for. I think in the honor of good sportsmanship and fair play, the entire Peleton should be one team and Ditka the other.
Now if Tiny Ditka were challenged it would be all over for Lance. The power to weight ratio would just be too great for Lance as Tiny Ditka would be able to overcome the physics of gravity and simply fly to the finish line.
Now as far as the hurricane goes. Ditka would just suck it up while in route and use it as fuel.
Ditka 74
hurricane 2
all together now…
Diiiiiiiiitttkkka.