Lance and Sheryl the Crow split?

According to the Germans:
http://vip.rtl.de/homestories_5061.php?media=artikel

Lance Armstrong has separated after one and a half years from his girlfriend singer Sheryl Crow. According to the magazine STAR:
The two had few things in common and little time for each other…

isn’t there some kind of rule when posting a foreign language site on a forum with a primarily english speaking audience that it should be translated in full? :slight_smile:

…maybe now Lance can get back to training!

Sheryl is available? I’m going in! :-p

I’m hoping a German will translate for us!

We have Olaf posting here now! :slight_smile:

http://www.sfexaminer.com/articles/2005/05/19/columnists/scoop/20050519_co01_scoop.txt

Are Sheryl & Lance over?

A source close to Sheryl Crow told Star magazine that the singer has ended her nearly three-year relationship with Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong. Sheryl’s rep is denying the split, but one of Crow’s buddies says that between Sheryl’s touring and Lance’s training, they hardly got to spend any time together and ended up growing apart. “They were leading separate lives,” the source said.

Boo! I hope it’s a rumor. I thought her whole new album is about being in love with Lance!

good gawd who cares!!!

Amen!

Hey,

Jan Ullrich recently broke up with his long-term girlfriend. It was all over the German news. Maybe Lance figured he’d level the playing field to make it an even matchup for the Tour de France! Bwahahahaha! Man, I can’t wait to see if these two will battle it out again! Oh yeah, btw, who cares about that personal stuff, only bike riding is important!

believe me, this will give her plenty of new writing material.

Damn…I’m always giving my SO crap for reading the tabloids…but now I must contribute. Cippolini and his wife split as well.

Going in? Hell, most of the northern hemisphere was been in havent they? Didnt she one “date” all of the Black Crows? Or some other band? “Live” maybe?

Dude, that is why I think I have a chance…

she does like dudes with skinny legs ;).

so who’s her favorite mistake now?

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"Dear Lance:

Its been quite a few months since our break-up. I still truly care for you, and I hope you feel the same way about me. I’m writing you to ask whether it would be okay for me to write and sing a few albums about all of our private issues, sex life, fights, peculiar embarassing habits, and so on.

Love,

Sherry"

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“A source close to Sheryl Crow told Star magazine…”

People, please! STAR MAGAZINE??? You seriously think that’s a legimate source? Move along, there’s nothing to see here. :wink:

Would anybody really be surprised? Celebrity relationships tend to have a very high casaulty rate so it’s almost expected.

I woul dbe a little nervous about being able to generate the power output over an extended BTT (Bedroom Time Trial) that she is accustomed to. In the same manner that I wouldn’t want to date any of Shaq’s exs. I probably just need to work on my confidence though…good luck.