Given Donnie’s poor abilities to control his impulses, what will happen in his 4th speech? No doubt the speechwriters have made a non-partisan speech, but all ears will be on his voice as he battles those inner demons to blurt out a “That’s what she said” moment.
I am going with yes, and the topic will be the border and Democrats being the obstacle.
I don’t know if there will be a Michael Scott moment.
There will definitely be a lot of patting himself on the back. “Some people say…” followed by something that nobody is saying. And many “the greatest … that this country has ever seen”.
I don’t know if there will be a Michael Scott moment.
There will definitely be a lot of patting himself on the back. “Some people say…” followed by something that nobody is saying. And many “the greatest … that this country has ever seen”.
Yeah but what has Canada done lately?
Just thought I would beat WW to the punch…
My guess: He starts with the standard scripted Fourth of July speech: ‘America is the greatest country on earth’ but then his ego will rear up and he will start feeling jealous that America is getting all this attention on his day, and he will start telling the audience how he is the greatest president ever, how he saved America, etc… light the fireworks to celebrate him!
**Yeah but what has Canada done lately? **
**Just thought I would beat WW to the punch… **
Or he’ll mention something about the Queen and being a colony, or other historically inaccurate statement. It’s his way of defending Trump without defending him of course.
“The biggest gathering on the 4th of July in the history”
And then a lot of I…I…I…I…I…ME…ME…ME…YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT…I…I…I…ME…ME…ME
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If it does become political, then by law the trump campaign has to pay for the event. So lets see what happens.
…maybe something comparing himself to those signing the declaration…
…taking our country back just like washington and jefferson did 243 years ago…
only he’ll probably mess up the names and the number of years
“Greatest 4th of July parade since Lincoln declared independence from Queen Victoria”.
Picture from today, in the non-republican section:
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what with the forecast the presidential hairdo is at DefCon 1
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//“Greatest 4th of July parade since Lincoln declared independence from Queen Victoria”. //
Now that’s funny…possible, but still funny.
I caught a segment yesterday on CNN where they had a panel of pundits who were stating (honestly) that Trump is directing this parade at ‘the resistance’ (including themselves) to show them that he has jets and tanks and will take them on if they keep resisting.
There’s plenty of crazy all around these days.
I hope he keeps his comments very brief, salutes the military past, present and future and some comments about the USA then exits stage either side.
We should’ve started a pool.
“Greatest 4th of July parade since Lincoln declared independence from Queen Victoria”.
Canada is still a Crown colony
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If it does become political, then by law the trump campaign has to pay for the event. So lets see what happens.
What a quaint concept.
My guess: He starts with the standard scripted Fourth of July speech: ‘America is the greatest country on earth’ but then his ego will rear up and he will start feeling jealous that America is getting all this attention on his day, and he will start telling the audience how he is the greatest president ever, how he saved America, etc… light the fireworks to celebrate him!
at some point he will mention that the stock market new highs.
wouldn’t be surprised if most (if not all) flags in the background are “Betsy Ross” 13 star flags.
he will thank Phantom Fireworks for the donation of the 750k of fireworks (although he already thanked them by removing tariffs on fireworks after the donation).
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/trump-received-750000-of-fourth-of-july-fireworks-scrapped-tariffs-2019-7-1028330506
“Greatest 4th of July parade since Lincoln declared independence from Queen Victoria”.
Canada is still a Crown colony
Sanuk nailed it:
**Yeah but what has Canada done lately? **
**Just thought I would beat WW to the punch… **
Or he’ll mention something about the Queen and being a colony, or other historically inaccurate statement. It’s his way of defending Trump without defending him of course.
Apparently the questions that embodies everyone in the coast guard, “Did they get off?”
Are we still doing phrasing?
Once we took over the airports the revolutionary war really should have over. But I guess we still needed to win at Ft. McHenry.
**Sanuk nailed it: **
**Yeah but what has Canada done lately? **
**Just thought I would beat WW to the punch… **
**Or he’ll mention something about the Queen and being a colony, or other historically inaccurate statement. It’s his way of defending Trump without defending him of course. **
Pretty easy though, WW is very predictable when it comes to defending Trump…
Canada is still a Crown colony
Good for them! If they drank Jim Beam they’d be in a world of hurt right now.