If I was a betting man I would say have to say no, but I do think Jesus would have no problem telling another man his sandals looked fabulous. Personally, I’m offended they depicted Jesus as a white man. Alternative facts for you, alternative facts for you, alternative facts for everyone!
Now imagine if they did the same with the Prophet Mohammed.
12 dudes in robes hanging out together with no women to be found? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
He never married and had 12 close guy “friends”. He kept encouraging people to turn the “other” cheek.
There is even a bible passage that talk about Doubting Thomas fingering his holes.
That boy be 100% gay.
How many of those 1m offended Christians would give a shit about a cartoon of Muhammad?
Now imagine if they did the same with the Prophet Mohammed.
What, you don’t think Muslims are capable of submitting a petition like Christians?
Now imagine if they did the same with the Prophet Mohammed.
What, you don’t think Muslims are capable of submitting a petition like Christians?
Oh some would. Others would just start killing whitey.
Here is my favourite joke to tell social conservative religious types who oppose to gay couples having kids:
Q: You know what made Jesus gay?
A: Because he had 2 dads
Just wait, the next thing there going to come out with is that Jesus was Jewish.
Just wait, the next thing there going to come out with is that Jesus was Jewish.
I have always wondered how Christian anti-Semites get around that little bit of history.
Here is my favourite joke to tell social conservative religious types who oppose to gay couples having kids:
Q: You know what made Jesus gay?
A: Because he had 2 dads
That actually wouldn’t mean Jesus was gay, just his two dads. Logic fail. Deduct 3. Execution failm Deduct 3. Double minor add on Deduct 4.
They send out an online petition, which a mill+ signed, for Netflix to cancel the show… which would be remarkably stupid because now there’s even more free advertising and reasons to go watch the show… to be outraged and talk about the show more. So, how does this whole petition thing supposed to work again?
They send out an online petition, which a mill+ signed, for Netflix to cancel the show… which would be remarkably stupid because now there’s even more free advertising and reasons to go watch the show… to be outraged and talk about the show more. So, how does this whole petition thing supposed to work again?
I never would have watched or heard about the show without the petition. Now, well my Saturday afternoon is planned out.
They send out an online petition, which a mill+ signed, for Netflix to cancel the show… which would be remarkably stupid because now there’s even more free advertising and reasons to go watch the show… to be outraged and talk about the show more. So, how does this whole petition thing supposed to work again?
Ask Barbara Streisand
Here is my favourite joke to tell social conservative religious types who oppose to gay couples having kids:
Q: You know what made Jesus gay?
A: Because he had 2 dads
That actually wouldn’t mean Jesus was gay, just his two dads. Logic fail. Deduct 3. Execution failm Deduct 3. Double minor add on Deduct 4.
Ruining a joke through nitpicking. Deduct 25 points.
Here is my favourite joke to tell social conservative religious types who oppose to gay couples having kids:
Q: You know what made Jesus gay?
A: Because he had 2 dads
That actually wouldn’t mean Jesus was gay, just his two dads. Logic fail. Deduct 3. Execution failm Deduct 3. Double minor add on Deduct 4.
Ruining a joke through nitpicking. Deduct 25 points.
Ruined it? It wasn’t funny and is obviously illogical
Now imagine if they did the same with the Prophet Mohammed.
Yeah, for all the flack that Christians get for their violent history, I’m out on a limp by saying no one is going to get killed over this.
Ruined it? It wasn’t funny and is obviously illogical
The humour of it is in the silly little paradox.
Religious conservatives believe that having two fathers makes people gay.
They also naturally balk at Jesus being gay.
And their dogma tells them Jesus has two fathers (Joseph and God).
Yet those three statements clearly create a paradox.
P.S. Damn you for making me explain this.
Just wait, the next thing there going to come out with is that Jesus was Jewish.
I have always wondered how Christian anti-Semites get around that little bit of history.
Get around it, it’s why they are antisemites.
Jews overwhelmingly rejected Jesus, and had him killed.