http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/2004-06-09-money-sex_x.htm
hope for the unemployed
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Interesting study… maybe I should go back to school… students don’t make money right? 
weren’t you a participant in the study?
Huh? I don’t think I would of qualified for the study!!
hmm, so what you’re saying is you have money? let’s see… you’re a dedicated triathlete, sense of humor…
how old are you? we can work on the downhill thing
Old enough!!! What are you saying? You’ll fix my downhill issue if I pay you enough?
I think all the crack whores they interviewed for the study threw off the results…
Guess all those stories about welfare queens were true.
speaking of… I had this patient that came in today, 25, on disability, wife, 25, on disability, each have 2 kids and she is pregnant with his kid… NOW I guess they help the study, apparently they are having a lot of sex…
"Old enough!!! What are you saying? You’ll fix my downhill issue if I pay you enough? "
No! that was purely meant as sexual innuendo!
on the other hand, I would be willing to be your downhill coach, for the right price…
“In fact, unemployed people tend to have a greater number of sexual partners.”
Of course. Without a job, what else does one do?
I am just messing with you:).