Ironman Kona Rental Available

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Aloha ~

Private ohana (cottage) available for October Ironman in Kona.
Just 6.9 miles, 15-minute drive from swim startRustic, private unit, approx 600 SF with lots of character and peek of ocean viewLarge open air, covered lanai with picnic tableAmple safe space for bikes & gearOn-site parking, quiet, cooler neighborhood elevation for great sleepingQueen bed (2 guests maximum), seating area, desk, dining, induction cooktop, blender, microwave, toaster oven, full size refrigerator, private shower bathroom with HOT water, wifiOwner on-site is former triathleteArrival Sunday October 2, Departure Sunday October 10, 2022 rental fee is $3,475 inclusive of taxes, cleaning and all fees

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BLeP…
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Whats in Kona?

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a bike manufacturer
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Do you see the cloud of dust coming from the north?

Do you hear the thundering of hooves?

The sickly sweet smell of warm maple syrup?

He shall render judgment

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Whats in Kona?

Coffee
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I think I would like to do a tri-athalon. It sounds like I’ve got a month and a half to train for it. Is it too late to sign up for it or are they still accepting racers?

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I think I would like to do a tri-athalon. It sounds like I’ve got a month and a half to train for it. Is it too late to sign up for it or are they still accepting racers?

I think you can sign up day of. Just get there early because I’ve heard they start damn early in the morning.

I’m not sure why someone would pay for lodging. From my experience they just give it away.

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I think I would like to do a tri-athalon. It sounds like I’ve got a month and a half to train for it. Is it too late to sign up for it or are they still accepting racers?

**I think you can sign up day of. Just get there early because I’ve heard they start damn early in the morning. **

I’m not sure why someone would pay for lodging. From my experience they just give it away.

I don’t like getting up early. Maybe I can just show up at 9 and catch up to them.

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I think I would like to do a tri-athalon. It sounds like I’ve got a month and a half to train for it. Is it too late to sign up for it or are they still accepting racers?

**I think you can sign up day of. Just get there early because I’ve heard they start damn early in the morning. **

I’m not sure why someone would pay for lodging. From my experience they just give it away.

I don’t like getting up early. Maybe I can just show up at 9 and catch up to them.

Make sure to bring some flippers, and e bike and some rollerblades

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Whats in Kona?

Coffee

Shiiiiit I got a Nespresso at home. Whats this fool talking about Kona for?

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Whats in Kona?

Coffee

Shiiiiit I got a Nespresso at home. Whats this fool talking about Kona for?

I believe it’s the civet poop coffee. Hopefully the OP can confirm

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How much do you charge for flat Coke?

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This is more snarky than usual…and not too useful.