It has been 78 hours with out Coke or Dr. Pepper. I wish this hell on no one. I have doubled mastrbation and started a heorin addiction but the pain isn’t even touched. OH BEAUTIFUL SUGARY BROWN LIQUID HOW I LOVE THEY!!! I MISS YOU! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!
No to ask a stupid question, but why don’t you just drink one?
I forsee a letter like this one from your wife in the upcoming future (because of the withdrawl symptoms):
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Satan! Follower of a false prophet! A pox on your children’s teacher’s second cousin’s nieghbor’s dry cleaner! I can’t go near the sacred liquid.
You rule!
But why? I’m drinking a Dr. Pepper right now and I’m experiencing no ill effects, other than becoming a little too involved in this Becca post. I love the way the little bubbles tickle my throat.
I’m a Pepper, you’re a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to drink a Dr. Pepper too?
Bastard.
No, really. Why have you gone cold turkey?
I have to go cold turkey. I have a personality that is all or nothing. Cold turkey is my only weapon.
That much is clear. What isn’t clear is the reasoning behind going cold turkey.
If I have one then you gotta finish the 2 liter.
No, really. Why have you gone cold turkey?
Side effects from Cialis maybe?
Seriously, maybe it is a means to help reduce caloric intake and is part of his current training regimen! There is also the possibility of some kind of health issues that could account for this like diabetes (my father was recently diagnosed at age 70 - oiy)!
Michael
Bring it.
I’m not saying there isn’t a valid reason. It’s difficult to support someone in a new endeavor when you don’t know what their motivation is.
I feel actually felt your pain. I quit caffenated beverages for 4 whole days. Couldn’t function the last 3 due to a blinding, throbbing, searing, beating pain in my head. I could take my pulserate anywhere by counting the pain increases.
You have my sympathies Mr. Tibbs
I live off cheeseburgers and Dr. Pepper. I want my six pack back. It’s that shallow.
Forget the cold turkey…how about Wild Turkey…it’s also a sugary brown liquid that packs more ‘proof’ than that other stuff…after awhile, you won’t even be able to say the word soda…
Keith
dropping Dr Pepper I can support. Dropping cheesburgers cold turkey. I would have to hang you as a representative of the devil.
That’s a valid reason. Tell you what…I’ll quit too.
I refuse to let you pass on to the after life until you obtain a photo of the real Becca.