If offered $300 would you do a triathlon in a leopard (or tiger) print thong?

       I'm a union construction foreman and a few years ago the guys were teasing me about swimming in a speedo.  My reply was "It doesn't count unless it's Leopard skin."  Now I really never owned one or swam in one but they didn't know that.  For month's all I heard about was Sweeney in his leopard skin speedo. It wasa hillarious.  And they never worked harder!