Well? Would you? $300…
I’d do it for 200
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Jeez… You Army guys come up with the weirdest stuff. 
No I wouldn’t. Make it zebra stripes, though, and I’d consider it.
I’d do it for $150 in the tiger print, $175 for the leopard…stripes are more flattering than spots after all!
Hell yeah, how sweet would that be!
Yes and yes.
Can I pretend that the leopard spots are really those of a cheetah? I can ?
I’m in.
I'm a union construction foreman and a few years ago the guys were teasing me about swimming in a speedo. My reply was "It doesn't count unless it's Leopard skin." Now I really never owned one or swam in one but they didn't know that. For month's all I heard about was Sweeney in his leopard skin speedo. It wasa hillarious. And they never worked harder!
Hang one up in your shop and give them the story.
jaretj
It wasn’t a thong, but one of the “stars” in the Bruce Dern documentary on February 1982 Ironman was Kim Bushong in a leopard skin tri-suit. If anyone knows where Kim is these days, that tri-suit should go into the sport’s hall of fame.
I’ll give you 50 bucks to do the race with your clothes on. =)
Almost anything is better than those darn white triathlon suits that become “Transparent” when they get wet/sweaty.
a leopard or tiger speedo, yes. But the chafing and numbness from the thong string (I’ve never worn one) seems llike it would leave a sore that wouldn’t heal for weeks. Just a guess.
Besides, the sight of my butt might cause the spectators to blow their cookies.
If you just give me the free race fee I’d wear your thong.
It seems like we’re an easy group of people to get into a small amount of clothing.
Adam
It wasn’t a thong, but one of the “stars” in the Bruce Dern documentary on February 1982 Ironman was Kim Bushong in a leopard skin tri-suit. If anyone knows where Kim is these days, that tri-suit should go into the sport’s hall of fame.
I would do it for free, if you let me ride Tyler’s tt rig in the bike course!
I’d do it for free, just to make myself laugh.
In fact, you send the thong and I’ll send you a picture of myself competing in it. I would have to be a short race though, because of the lack of padding.
----->Trent
Would that be legal?
I’m in. Some of my crew want to know if I’ll do Bay to Breakers in the nude next year for $100.
Tom, you’ve overestimated the class, decorum and dignity of your audience. This here group o’ rednecks would do it for a six-pack o’ Lone Star…
Shoot, we’d do it fer braggin’ rights!
I’d pay to see the woman on your homepage wearing one!
I wouldn’t.