Were pulling 24 hour shifts here at STRATCOM (Strategic Command) until he pops his rocket off and I am so damned bored. Not to mention I missed my group ride tonight. Fack.
I hope you stay bored, for a very long time 
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Only til about next week most likely, which still sucks!
With any luck, the launch will be a partial fail and Japan will get a shot at it.
Hopefully it’s a successful as the last one, catastrophic failure after about 90 seconds. He did that one a few 4th of July’s ago…fucker
Wonder how many people he had executed for that failure?
Don’t hate him. He’s just so ronery.
Ha!!!
wait a sec…howd you know about that? I thought that was between me and the BF. Oh no never mind wrong thread.
Don’t hate him … he’s such a handsome man.
I’m So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There’s no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry
And so I’m ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me
There’s nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It’s kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it’s fihring my body with rage
I’m the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they’ll notice me
But until then I’rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me
I’m so ronery
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Do you have any idea how fucking busy that guy is?
What would Curtis LeMay do? I miss the Cold War & SAC.
If there was no Kim Jong, there would have been no Team America World Police!!! And that would have been a travesty!!!
wait a minute?!? you’re on 24 hour watch at STRATCOM and rather than being glued to the monitors looking for Nukes flying this way you are trolling the LT of Slowtwitch?!?! YIKES we’re doomed!
I was actually thinking “WTF does someone INSIDE STRATCOM have an exterior connection to internet for?”. I thought these people were “Sealed away” from the rest of the world, red phones, multiple keys, launch codes kinda stuff. Not “Hmmmm I’ll think I’ll post on ST and download some porn on my break”
Obviously I watch to much TV.
~Matt
Maybe he’s using Slowtwitch to send encoded messages to the enemy. As in: Okay, if I mention Power Cranks, it means we’ll be moving another carrier into the Indian Ocean.
EXACLTY! I hope Jack Bauer gets on this right away. Our national security is at stake…or maybe at steak. Ha! and Yahey thought we weren’t under Al Qaeda threat. Looks like we have one on ST. Terror alert…I mean “Human caused disaster alert” to RED Scotty.
~Matt
If there was no Kim Jong, there would have been no Team America World Police!!! And that would have been a travesty!!!
And we would not have great lines like Alweqc Baaaldwiiiiiin…
Matt Damon
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