I give up

63 posts today (most of them about nothing)…and Tom D is still 3600 posts ahead. I would have to improve my avg. to 10 posts a day, Tom stops posting for a full year just to barely catch him…

Tom D, you win, you’re the master, the king.

63 posts! Wow. Did you train or work today?

We could get Dan to lock down his old identity… I’m sure he’d do it for a fee… Then he’d have to post as “MrChin” and you’d be the clear winner…

This has nothing to do with your post, but maybe it will cheer you up a bit.

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

check out “small, medium, large” and “fatkins diet” they are hilarious. “5 more minutes” is one of my favorites…kj

How does one find the time to do 11604 posts?!?!?! Yikes!

Assuming 2 minutes a post (probably on the low side) that works out to:

26 days of full time posting (assuming 15 hour days with no breaks)!!!

If every post was equal to 1 metre, Tom’s posts would be 50% higher than the height of Everest!

(Can you tell I have a few minutes to waste right now?)

With the expected ongoing deterioration of the exchange rate between the US and the Community Formerly Known as The EU, expect your existing post count to shrink. Now, if you change citizenship to China and they let the RMB ST-Post Currenty float agains the Greenback Post Bux, you could charge up the standings immediately.

Those are too funny…I spit apple bits at the computer screen listening to “5 more minutes”.

Spot

IS there a “user” listing on ST? I know TNO had one that listed everyone’s post counts, when they signed up, post per day etc.

~Matt

“63 posts today”

And I thought you said said you were going to “take a break” from slowtwitch…

I use the toaster and bath tub line on my daughter when she won’t get up for school. She’s 5, she doesn’t get it, but I crack myself up in the process…kj

I think you’re on to something here Francois.

IronPostMan -right here on ST>.
See how many posts one can do in 24hrs .

Must be at least a paragraph.
No Hmmm’s or HUGE’s or OK’s,or : )'s.

Just click on their username.

Kevin

Only 63 you must have had an off day…:slight_smile: Hey Francois… Thanks for the advice for my daughters trip to France. Talked to her today and she is having a great time. Very tired but having a great time. Thanks again…

Craig in Alabama

There is a restaurant in Paris called ‘La Cloche a Fromage’. Lots of cheese specialties but also, a ‘sorbet au camember’…tell her to avoid that thing like the plague! :wink:

Would you all PALEEEZE stop talking about France? I was SUPPOSED to be there next week and bailed out like a chicken shit little panzy. (plus I dont have a passport)

Actually, because you cowardly decided not to go, the French Gov. thought, hey, that guy is a cheese eating surrender monkey like us…
give him a French passport right away!

so you can go now :slight_smile:

Ummm, hello Francois. How could you give someone advice about their daughter coming to France and particularly Paris and forget to mention my name… :slight_smile:

By the way Craig, the weather here is (finally) absolutely magic today !

Does this mean no Ironman at all this year?

Weren’t you just raggin’ on how poor our education system is???

Aren’t you a teacher or something???

Maybe you should teach more and post less! : )

I will make sure she knows that. Thanks…;)…

Craig