But you have to give them props because they had the balls to do it:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2005-06-11-naked-cyclist-protesters_x.htm
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Ohhh, my crotch hurts just thinking about it.
sweeeeeeeeeeeeett… 
Did you see the rolls on that shemale? Even fat cyclist should cover up.
That’s not a shemale. That’s an obese Frenchmen!
Technically, are they really naked if they’re painted?
I heard they were doing something similar in Vancouver today… didn’t go to check it out.
Me-wow!