I blame you all

All this talk about McDonalds and junk food has got me wanting something bad to eat…and I blame all of you for it. Anyone know of a good lawyer (oh wait…that would be an oxymoron…like peace keeping duties {I love combining multiple thread topics into one…kind of like multitasking} I could get to help me sue you all?

And for the short sighted among you (from the volatility of the posts on several topics today I felt the need for this disclaimer) this has been a test of the emergency humour corporation. Had this been a real emergency I would surely have taken more time to mention many other posts in an attempt to show you all that you really ought to be out doing something fun rather than pissing other people (and yourself in the process…you just know they’re gonna bite back) off.

Now…who were those guys going out for a ride and a beer afterwards? Wait for meeeeeeeee

You are free to blame me. I am a lawyer. Good, bad, ugly…depends on who you ask. I was just named in civil rights lawsuit seeking $12 million filed by an inmate of one of our fine correctional institutions. What’s a little more blame for bad eating habits? Before said blaming occurs however, I have a little waiver I need you to sign.

Hmm, it looks like I wasn’t the only one who got a craving for a double cheeseburger after that thread:)

Sean
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All this talk about McDonalds and junk food has got me wanting something bad to eat…and I blame all of you for it. Anyone know of a good lawyer (oh wait…that would be an oxymoron…like peace keeping duties {I love combining multiple thread topics into one…kind of like multitasking} I could get to help me sue you all?

And for the short sighted among you (from the volatility of the posts on several topics today I felt the need for this disclaimer) this has been a test of the emergency humour corporation. Had this been a real emergency I would surely have taken more time to mention many other posts in an attempt to show you all that you really ought to be out doing something fun rather than pissing other people (and yourself in the process…you just know they’re gonna bite back) off.

Now…who were those guys going out for a ride and a beer afterwards? Wait for meeeeeeeee

Ken,

Hurry, we’re rolling out the driveway now.

I looked at the time you posted this and I had already left for work (crappy night shifts)…damn. Hope you did some miles for me and had a cold one in my honour. Sure wish there were a few people in my area willing to go out and do that from time to time…too many uptight tri people around here. Hell…too many uptight PEOPLE around here. If I were a Canadian Olympic snowboarder I’d recommend the lot of the go out and smoke a fatty or something.

I read that DAMN thread and stopped at Wendy’s on the way home and bought a #2 with chicken nuggets w/ barbecue sauce. Damn you all for saying…ah, just live a little, go buy some fast food. Please, no beer and barbecue threads!!!

On the bright side. I got home and my new Ironman wetsuit was there. Yipeeeeee.

To everyone whose training nutrition plan I have destroyed. I am deeply sorry. In the future my posts on food will be confined to Tofu, soy, nutritional supplements and Guiness. (gotta draw the line somewhere)

And so it begins, my plan to turn all of my competition into giant bags of mostly grease. Muuaaahahahahahaha. I can see the podium now …

That was very funny.

Grease me up Scottie.

Thank you. Next week I’ll step it up to Bacon cheeseburgers. Uuuummmmmm.

You just had to add that didn’t you? What’s the point of a cheese burger if there is no bacon on it too? I dodged the bullet yesterday but you guys are killing me…I have to lose some of my winter…um…padding. Guess I hibernated a bit too long. I did however go for a ride with a friend of mine last weekend (one who rides his trainer all winter) and I took him to school…that feels good. Maybe I can use that to warrant getting a Wendy’s bacon cheeseburger ‘combo (screw the podium)’ before work today. You’re all evil…EVIL I say. I swear…anyone mentions the Outback Ranchers Ribeye and someone is gonna get hurt.

You know wendys and McDs are all right but when was the last time you fired up the grill, and prepared an Atkins buffet. Burgers with melted cheese, steaks, BBQ ribs, chicken, and big ole bratwurst with the “juice” running out of them. Come on you can do it! Have one of each.

okay…that was just mean…I have to go to work in less than an hour take me at least that long to get all that stuff cooked…stares out the window at his natural gas barbeque…longingly…you are a bad man this is exactly why I will never be able to become a vegetarian…mmmmmeat
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