I know, I know…it’s the “Monogamous Millenium.” But, every once in a while, don’t ya just feel like going off the reservation and acting like a wild-eyed sexual hedonist? Good. The problem, though, lies in what to do with the fleshbag you bagged (for lack of a better word) after enjoying sweet houghmagandy. Well, the clip in the link below solves everything! Trust me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyHdeqLOk8U
BK
hahahahaha awesome
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LOL! Why didn’t I have one of those in college??
I know, I know…it’s the “Monogamous Millenium.”
Sorry, I’m not familiar with this word.
Classic! Poor guy…scarred for life now!
It wasn’t very realistic, she missed the floor 
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How come none of my one nighters ever looked like that? They all seemed to look like Angelina Jolie at 3AM and Joan Rivers at 9AM.
Ahhhh…you mean they were two baggers: So ugly there was a bag for her and one for you in case hers ripped open! (bada-bing!! Thank YOU, Rodney Dangerfield!)
BK
That thing is awesome. I don’t need to get rid of any one night stands, but it could come in handy on long road trips.
Now that is a classic!
wow, i think that would be pretty alarming!
but what happened to, “here is your cab fare home”. LOL
Reminds me of the movie Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks.
I wonder how many guys that’s happened to? And how many guys just shrugged their shoulders, rolled over and went back to sleep, comforted by the thought of the spooning session to come (hee-hee)?
BK
Ahhhh…you mean they were two baggers: So ugly there was a bag for her and one for you in case hers ripped open! (bada-bing!! Thank YOU, Rodney Dangerfield!)
BK
Or the dreaded three-bagger: One bag for her, one bag for you, and another bag to put over the dog’s head so you can look him in the eye in the morning.