Ok, we talk a lot about farting and changing undies. Rightfully so given how much it sucks to do it in a race etc. But how often do you actually fart ? I’ve had one this year and only because I had to ride through some crap near the curb after I got pinched in by a truck. So I could have gone the whole year without one. I probably rode 3000mi this year so plenty of opportunity. I know it depends on a myriad of factors road conditions etc. so perhaps I was just lucky.
You fart once a year? Bullshit. The Queen of England farts more than that.
I farted twice while reading your post 
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surely you mean shart. Cause yes I farted while reading this post too.
I never sharted and i have been through lots of hairy things.
I do fart a lot also and just let one go. Have you ever dusted a buddy while he was trying to pick a chick up in a bar ?
Road condition usually dictates whether I fart or not too.
Fart? Never? Flatulate? Often.
What the heck does farting have to do with riding your bike?
You fatred once this year?.. Man you must be so full of methane - I’m surprised that you’re not flying like the Hindenberg!
Did you misspell “flat” as “fart”, because your post would make a whole lot more sense that way?
… and now I saw the actual “How Often Do You Flat?” thread that you copied …
"What the heck does farting have to do with riding your bike? "
It has an afterburner like effect.
worth at least 5-6 watts.
Like hittingnthe nitros button :0)
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I feel bad for your wife. When you fall asleep it must be like releasing a full balloon.
Jodi
Speaking of Farts…
Here’s something crazy, sometimes when i fart before taking a dump, my farts REEK! then i go drop the kids off at the pool and the gas is ODORLESS!!!
It is amazing. Thanks for posting this, i had to get his off my chest…errr…out of my ass!
I’m wondering when pictures will enter this thread…
How high is your seat?
My basic diet includes chicken, rice and BEANS for lunch and again for dinner. Need I say more?
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I’m waiting for the guy that actually counted to post.