I think we’re asking a lot of a triathlete. maybe too much.
I think it’s possible to be a good triathlete and a crappy employee … or a crappy father … or a not-as-good-as-they-should-be husband, etc.
There are probably some people that put more effort into being a good triathlete than they do being a good employee/friend/husband/etc … what’s worse is they hang out with those that buy expensive equipment to look cool. That’s convenient, b/c now we can mock 2 groups of people in the same location … it makes us more efficient mockers, and as we know in triathloning, “energy saved is energy earned”. no, that’s not it. Something about conserving energy would apply here. (sometimes when one tries to be funny, it comes out stupid. I think that’s what has happened in this paragraph)
On a serious note … when evaluating the “success” (as oppossed to saying good or bad) of a triathlete, I wouldn’t bring in outside non-triathlon factors like the quality of their parenting, whether or not they are a huggy person, how intimate they are with their spouse, their level of faith in God, whether they drive a navigator when a Civic will do, whether their big truck w/ Kansas plates emits exhaust, whether they buy expensive stuff just to look cool, whether they eat fast food every day, whether they eat Count Chocula or Lucky Charms (no wrong decision there), whether they want the government to pay for the stuff they are not willing to sacrifice for, whether they equate the loss of a bike with being next to death in the heirarchy of tragedy, whether they make long, self-indulging posts or not, amongst other things. I started off this paragraph by saying … “on a serious note”. Who am I fooling?
The success of a triathlete is a very narrow (in comparison with success of the person) focus in the gand scheme of things. While everything you say would make for the ideal triathlete, I don’t think it’s a requirement.
Last I checked the USAT never elected me DWT (Determiner of Worth of Triathletes), and even if they did, the election was likely rigged or illegally ran … so i won’t hold office for very long.
Later folks, enjoy the sarcasm, it’s overflowing in this post. It’s some of my finest work.