How do I... (1)

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make dimples on my body to make me run faster?? If I can buy dimpled gear that makes me swim faster and bike faster I need something dimpled for the run so I can maintain blazing fast splits through the entire race ;- )

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You could eat lots of chocolate, pizza and cheese, get lots of zits, squeeze 'em and hope you get a dimpled face…It’ll help with your speed!?

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My teenage son tried that and it didn’t work.

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The dimples have to be on the downwind side to help the laminar flow beyond the widest point. SO, you have to dimple your butt.