Holy shit! Hawk attacks A-Rod at fenway!

Not the player but a girl named Alexa. Here is the link:
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1084913&srvc=rss

I thought this was going to be a story about Andre Dawson going after A-Rod…

Man, that would have been way cooler. I saw that guy hit a ball 650 feet at old Three Rivers Stadium. What a monster.

This is why I have a bird phobia.
Eeee-gad, I would have had a heart attack.

Ornithophobia is just about my favorite fear to exploit in others.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/gallery/040308_hawkattack/
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