HELP [Urgent] - Muscles spasmped(sp)

So I was taking a little nap and when I awoke and tried to get up, the muscle right above my left knee spasmped and I fell back down. It’s that muscle that goes diagonally from the inner-thigh area above the knee to the outside of your leg) and usually gets very large in cyclists.

How do I stretched it?

You need a massage!

1: Find attractive female.

2: Ask her to massage your upper thigh.

Works every time.