He/she's a 10, but.... [game]

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spinoff of the dating need rules thread

Humorous, serious, go for it.

Two real ones I’ve experienced lately:
He’s a 10 but he doesn’t like chocolate.
He’s a 10 but he doesn’t like coffee.
(same guy)

others I’ve stolen to get us started (thanks reddit)

She’s a 10, but on a scale of 100
She’s a 10, but so is her IQ
She’s a 10, but she’ll be 11 next year
She’s a 10, but in binary
She’s a 10 but she’s in an MLM scheme

He’s a 10 but he doesn’t like dogs
He’s a 10 but he doesn’t put his shopping cart back
He’s a 10 but he can’t make flat coke
He’s a 10, but on the pH scale

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Jesus fucking Christ woman! We live with the buts and are thankful that we found the butfull right person.

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She’s a 10 and just got a big promotion, but she gets herself kicked off of online dating sites.

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Personal experience, with some poetic license.

She’s a 10, but doesn’t know she’s a lesbian yet.
She’s a 10, but awful in bed.

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She’s a 10 but she has the clap
.

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He was a 10 but lied about his running times, making him a 0

She was a 10 but lied about her weight, making her still a 10
.

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She’s a 10, but 10 ain’t what it used to be, what with inflation and all

She’s a 10, but I need one that goes to 11

She’s a 10, but her dad favors a 12…gauge
.

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She’s a 10; but pleaded down to 2 + fine + community service
.

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She’s a 10; but pleaded down to 2 + fine + community service

I love this forum
.

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spinoff of the dating need rules thread

Humorous, serious, go for it.

Two real ones I’ve experienced lately:
He’s a 10 but he doesn’t like chocolate.
He’s a 10 but he doesn’t like coffee.
(same guy)

others I’ve stolen to get us started (thanks reddit)

She’s a 10, but on a scale of 100
She’s a 10, but so is her IQ
She’s a 10, but she’ll be 11 next year
She’s a 10, but in binary
She’s a 10 but she’s in an MLM scheme

He’s a 10 but he doesn’t like dogs
He’s a 10 but he doesn’t put his shopping cart back
He’s a 10 but he can’t make flat coke
He’s a 10, but on the pH scale
OK
So I heard you’re good with the maths…
What if someone (me) loved chocolate, say 20 on a scale of 10…
But, hates coffee -10 on a scale of zero (because no one should like it)
How does that average out?

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He’s a 10… But he slurps coffee. :):slight_smile:

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It is $10 but in Canada it is $1
.

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He’s a 10… But he slurps coffee. :):slight_smile:

deal breaker right there. When I set up a dating profile on a new app I’m going to put “if you slurp your coffee or talk w food in your mouth, swipe left”

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She’s a perfect 10, stones that is.

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She’s a 10, but she posts in the LR.

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“if you chew with food in your mouth, swipe left”

you might be setting your standards to an unrealistic level LOL

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“if you chew with food in your mouth, swipe left”

you might be setting your standards to an unrealistic level LOL
That’s what I thought. Like a guy could only bite, then swallow.
I mean who needs molars anyway?

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He’s a 10… But he slurps coffee. :):slight_smile:

deal breaker right there. When I set up a dating profile on a new app I’m going to put “if you slurp your coffee or chew with food in your mouth, swipe left”

Is it worse if they chew without food in their mouth?

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chew with food in your mouth?

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Dr. Tigerchik wrote:

“if you chew with food in your mouth, swipe left”
you might be setting your standards to an unrealistic level LOL

I’m tired
it’s talking w food in mouth that I meant