And that’s not a euphemism
Meh. Blep’s done far more dangerous than that. There are 1-3 people killed a year by polar bears. Mooses kill about 440 a year. So what’s more dangerous? Riding a polar bear or trying to have sex with a moose?
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Polar bears are giant, marauding, killing machines. Why we want to protect those assholes is beyond me.
Fuck em.
A few fun facts:
There are hardly any people living where the polar bears live.
The people that live where the polar bears live understand how dangerous they are.
There are lots of people that live where moose live.
Many of those people do not understand how dangerous moose are (ie, they are fucking idiots)
It’s not nice to call moose idiots
I think a ton of moose deaths are due to them wandering on to highways and getting smoked by cars.
Their legs are so long, the car takes them out at the knees and the 2000lbs body goes through the windshield and kills the driver/passenger.
You seem to know alot about moose anatomy, just sayin’.
I don’t know what to tell ya. It gets mighty cold up here in the winter…
I was talking about Americans.
Fixed it for you.
That is Princess Bride level true love.
A Møøse once bit my sister…
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Twooo Wuv!
Polar bears are badass. They make their lives pulling seals out of holes in the ice. The guy who jumps on a bear to save his wife that’s badass. The neighbor who comes over and shoots the bear thats pretty neighbourly.
He lives in a city with a population of 400. There probably aren’t a lot of choices for either side there, so you better cherish your spouse because you may not find another one.
Good thing he’s a decent marksman.
Seems easy enough.
Damn I was really cheering for the bear
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