Today, Osama Bin Laden celebrates his 48th birthday. What shall we give him as birthday present ?
how about a new camcorder. The quality of his tapes are shitty.
I have offered him a hiding place under the foundation of one of my buildings.
Offer still stands.
So many of these guys have died. I wonder where they get all these virgins.
What shall we give him as birthday present ?
Let’s see…back in his late 20s we gave Osama millions of US taxpayer dollars to harness militant Islam and slay infidel superpowers.
And back in '96 we gave him a free pass out of the Sudan because we didn’t want to deal with trying him.
Almost 3 years ago we gave him the hilariously inept occupation of a fractious Muslim nation that posed no threat to America whatsoever.
Last year about this time we gave him the Abu Ghraib scandal, ensuring easy recruitment of a new generation of Islamofascists.
We do just about everything for this guy…except bring him to justice.
Freedom is untidy.