He got up this morning from bed…and had to urinate. Though I did not see this incident first hand (nor do I have any people witness’ the urnination) I can say with 100% certainty that Bjorn did in fact urinate today. I also hear that he had blinked his eyes many many times…
Didn’t happen unless you have a picture.
edit: "Ooops. Meant to post that under my “Monk” screenname.
I also hear that he had blinked his eyes many many times…
Of course, that’s because his saddle is too high
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I can’t believe he sleeps in that bent over position for hours at a time…
weirdo.
who’s Bjorn?
is he the first “B”, or the second “B” in ABBA 
Thats the funniest thing I’ve read today for some odd reason.
**who’s Bjorn? **
Former tennis great.
I thought Bjorn was coaching one of the TdF teams? What’s he doing in triathlon?
Also, did he urinate while was he wearing his cycling shorts and sleeping? If yes, where you sleeping next to him when this happened? hmmm…
Bjorn can be the new bill brasky!“Bjorn Anderson was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!”
“His poop is used as currency in Argentina.”
“He sweats Gatorade”
“He did 3 tours in 'Nam… I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it’s Ho Tran Anderson!”
To Bill Brask… I mean Bjorn Anderson!
““We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.””
“He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.”
Oh yeah, sure, he urinated very fast but he blew up on the number 2.