Yep, Seriously did not know. I have forgotten a whole bunch of meaningless shit, but those guys never crossed my radar.
Today I learned that the fast food joint that I used to frequent has more than one cartoon character to go along with Ronald McDonald.
If you were Joe Biden, this would be evidence of dementia. I thought it’d be Gen Z thinking Grimace was some new thing.
That’s the scary part. The Arches, Ronald , Happy Meals and burgers that used to taste like burgers are about the extent of my memory base.
I have forgotten a whole bunch of meaningless shit, but those guys never crossed my radar.
Since this probably falls into the “meaningless shit” category, how do you know they never crossed your radar?
I call this the “Grimace Paradox”.
I grimaced more than a few times with my head in the hood over the radar screen. Pretty sure the blips were ships and not a pair of dox. While on the subject of meaningless shit, the finest cheese sliders I ever ate were grilled in USS Saratoga’s dirty shirt wardroom for Mid Rats (short for midnight rations).
when I hear Hamburglar this first thing I think of…
Grimace is dating Hamburglar? Isn’t Hamburglar a career criminal?
Further evidence of the criminality that is common in the LGBTQ community
Full Circle. Even cops a feel at the end.
trump was hoping Grimace might be able to hook him up with a “hamberder” or a dozen.
Below is the real and correct version of trump’s infamous conversation with Billy Bush after that commercial shoot. Don’t believe that fake news.
trump: So I moved on him like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And Grimace is married to Hamburglar. Then all of s sudden I saw Grimace, but now he’s got big phony and everything. He’s totally changed his look.
Billy Bush: Sheesh, your Grimace’s hot as shit. In the purple.
trump: Whoa! Whoa!
Bush: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!
trump: Look at you, you are a pussy.
trump: All right, you and I will walk out.
trump: Maybe it’s a different one.
Bush: It better not be Birdie the Early Bird. No, it’s, it’s her, it’s —
trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
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Just to be clear, that image is the creation of some random Instagram artist, and the only suspicion about LGTQIA+ linkage by actual McDonald’s appears to be that Grimace returned in June, which happens to the Pride Month.
To be even more clear, you missed the B in your LGTQIA+ deal, which is likely where our jmh lies on the spectrum. Either that or possibly Q. Both of which are fine of course.\
it’s hard to keep track of the letters. I usually go with lgbtq lmnop
(say it aloud 
TIL Grimace is supposed to be a taste bud. Could be.
https://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-grimace-taste-bud-mcdonalds-manager-reveals-2021-9