Grimace is dating Hamburglar

All of you social issue warriors are missing the big picture.

They have a purple grimace milkshake which is berry flavored.

Don’t care what Grimace’s sexuality orientation or preferred gender is. I want to try the Grimace Birthday shake.
We went backpacking last weekend. On the long car ride out we stopped at McD’s for lunch. I didn’t notice the Grimace shake until after we ordered but we did see a guy wearing a “happy Birthday Grimace” t-shirt. Couldn’t tell if he worked there or was just really into Grimace.

After two days on the trail I told myself that I would grab a purple shake if we stopped on the way back. We went to Wendy’s instead and they didn’t even have Frostys.

Don’t care what Grimace’s sexuality orientation or preferred gender is. I want to try the Grimace Birthday shake.
We went backpacking last weekend. On the long car ride out we stopped at McD’s for lunch. I didn’t notice the Grimace shake until after we ordered but we did see a guy wearing a “happy Birthday Grimace” t-shirt. Couldn’t tell if he worked there or was just really into Grimace.

After two days on the trail I told myself that I would grab a purple shake if we stopped on the way back. We went to Wendy’s instead and they didn’t even have Frostys.

The bastards, they do have some damn good fries though, best in the fast food biz.

All of you social issue warriors are missing the big picture.

They have a purple grimace milkshake which is berry flavored.

If you drink it, do you catch the gay?

All of you social issue warriors are missing the big picture.

They have a purple grimace milkshake which is berry flavored.

If you drink it, do you catch the gay?

Don’t know. Berry milkshake doesn’t appeal to me. Shamrock shake on the otherhand…

If you drink it, do you catch the gay?

DAMN IT. I like to think I’m resistant to marketing, and I can’t remember the last time I ever at ate McDonald’s, but I NEED A GRIM SHAKE.

My son brought the Grimace shake to my attention, I’m holding out for him to try it first or offer to fly and I buy.

There is so much new news out there on the subject of the rainbow flag that I am overwhelmed to keep up. Today I learned that the fast food joint that I used to frequent has more than one cartoon character to go along with Ronald McDonald. I know I missed out on the 80’s as life and work got in the way, but the current absurdity to this culture war is not worth the effort to get up to speed. I am not insensitive to all the new gender variations, but I do welcome the "give the old man a pass card " that my daughters still afford me when I slip up and ignorantly use terms that are no longer socially acceptable. My ignorance may not be blissful, but it will have to do.

So is it you or trail that is bisexual? And here I thought you were a standard issue US Marine.

Today I learned that the fast food joint that I used to frequent has more than one cartoon character to go along with Ronald McDonald.

The Hamburgler was introduced in 1971, Grimace was also introduced in 1971.

I won’t even get started on the Fry Guys, Mayor McCheese, and Officer Big Mac.

Today I learned that the fast food joint that I used to frequent has more than one cartoon character to go along with Ronald McDonald.

If you were Joe Biden, this would be evidence of dementia. I thought it’d be Gen Z thinking Grimace was some new thing.

What about the Burger King King?

https://www.thedailymeal.com/...gerKing-youtube.webp

https://www.thedailymeal.com/img/gallery/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-burger-king/PROMO-BurgerKing-youtube.webp

There is so much new news out there on the subject of the rainbow flag that I am overwhelmed to keep up. Today I learned that the fast food joint that I used to frequent has more than one cartoon character to go along with Ronald McDonald. I know I missed out on the 80’s as life and work got in the way, but the current absurdity to this culture war is not worth the effort to get up to speed. I am not insensitive to all the new gender variations, but I do welcome the "give the old man a pass card " that my daughters still afford me when I slip up and ignorantly use terms that are no longer socially acceptable. My ignorance may not be blissful, but it will have to do.

So is it you or trail that is bisexual? And here I thought you were a standard issue US Marine.

You seriously did not know about Grimace or Hamburgerlar?

What about the Burger King King?

https://www.thedailymeal.com/...gerKing-youtube.webp

https://www.thedailymeal.com/img/gallery/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-burger-king/PROMO-BurgerKing-youtube.webp

That patriarchal, cis gendered, white privileged asshole can burn in hell!

Bad choice of a mascot for BK in 2023… maybe they can transition him into the Burger Queen?

Grimace is dating Hamburglar? Isn’t Hamburglar a career criminal?

Further evidence of the criminality that is common in the LGBTQ community

Bad choice of a mascot for BK in 2023… maybe they can transition him into the Burger Queen?

Burger King is already both permanently and temporarily shutting down about 400 locations in the US.

Having a Queen represent Burger King might just lead to their total demise.

Grimace is dating Hamburglar? Isn’t Hamburglar a career criminal?

Further evidence of the criminality that is common in the LGBTQ community

Full Circle. Even cops a feel at the end.

https://youtu.be/W4QNXnNftWk

If you drink it, do you catch the gay?

DAMN IT. I like to think I’m resistant to marketing, and I can’t remember the last time I ever at ate McDonald’s, but I NEED A GRIM SHAKE.

Between a boycott of McDonalds and awful beer, could you imagine if this is the catalyst that leads to a shift in the obesity rate of the American population?

Quick, somebody invent a gay flavoured Dorito, maybe washed down by a refreshing cock-a-cola or Brokeback Mountain Dew? Maybe paint every escalator with pride coloured steps to encourage people to take the stairs?

All of you social issue warriors are missing the big picture.

They have a purple grimace milkshake which is berry flavored.

Snozzberry, perhaps?

#IYKYK

All of you social issue warriors are missing the big picture.

They have a purple grimace milkshake which is berry flavored.

Snozzberry, perhaps?

#IYKYK

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Today I learned that the fast food joint that I used to frequent has more than one cartoon character to go along with Ronald McDonald.

The Hamburgler was introduced in 1971, Grimace was also introduced in 1971.

I won’t even get started on the Fry Guys, Mayor McCheese, and Officer Big Mac.

https://cdn.retrojunk.com/article-images/4aa_85b25f84cf.jpg

The Professor? Pirate? No idea. I guess the professor invented chicken nuggets and the pirate was captain crook who stole fillets of fish.
Also found that in the 70s Grimace had 4 arms and was evil? Stole shakes?