Good "bad" things to teach your kids

The Coffee Shop
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  1. Beans, beans, the musical fruit…

  2. After expelling gas from either end, stretch your arms out wide and say “AHHHHHH”

  3. Armpit farts (notice a trend here)

  4. Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck!

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You forgot–

  1. Pull my finger.
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When we’re taking a toy out of the box, I taught my son to take the instructions and toss them behind him. I ask him “why don’t we read instructions” and he says “because we’re men!”

When he and I spend the day together, we call it “MAN day”. When anyone asks him what we’re going to do, I taught him to say “blow things up!”