Give me a tagline for my "event" t-shirt

I am participating in a 24hr trail event in a couple of weeks.

I am dreading it but want to still participate. My plan is to hike it (instead of running it). And to motivate myself a little, I want to have a bit of fun with it by drawing up a white t-shirt with a funny/stupid tagline.

My current ideas so far:

  • (organizer’s name) made me do it.
  • Running sucks.

That’s it, that’s all I got… Any ideas or contributions welcomed.

Pain is Temporary
Joint Replacements are Forever

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you’d probably get more suggestions on the other forum
“You look tired” could be good

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Is it tomorrow yet?

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Last weekend at a local tri, I saw a Norseman bumper sticker “Norseman: this is not for you.”

How about?
“24-hour race name: this is not for me.”

@Kid

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Stealing from what I saw on a rock crawler Jeep.

(upside down text)

If you can read this, get help.

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I obviously lost the bet

I showed up for this event and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And blisters, lots of blisters.

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Are we there yet?

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Beware The Chair - once you sit, that’s fucking it

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Listen to Ten Junk Miles podcast - it’s a wealth of content

Probably, but I do feel more at home here though.

What bet? Did I miss something?

Is BLeP somehow involved?

I just got this.

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The only reason you’re doing the race is because you lost the bet

“I feel well-rested and energized, thanks for asking”

“I considered just punching myself in the dick, but I like being outside”

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I’m lost

superman-missed-the-joke

The end is far.

Saw this yesterday, and kind of liked it. (Nike Ad) “Winning is not comfortable”