Give it a caption thread

It’s been too long with out one of these:
http://www.damonrinard.com/photos/ais.jpg.

“New rule … No more Taco Bell”

“Bike course records fall at Ironman Brazil”
.

“Why all bar ends must be plugged”

T
.

…little did the other 4 know that the dirty secret of the 5th rider has to ALWAYS win the sprint to the town line.

Cloning experiment on human cyclists successful! Introducing “Team Dolly”.

“Why all bar ends must be plugged”

Somehow the rule was mistranslated from “All bars must be plugged AT the end” to “All bars must be plugged IN the end”
.

The second cyclist, with his feet being ever-so-slightly out of sync with the others, was clearly a triathlete, and thus banned from later group rides.

Tom,

That may be your finest post to date. That’s huge.

Do these shorts make my ass look big?

That’s even funnier because your from SF.

That’s more than huge, that’s gigantic!

The Castro Street cycling team perfects the “Elephant Ride” just in time for the 2005 Pride Parade.

Dave
.

This is what it is like to take LSD then watch a cyclist ride in a velodrome.

The Sanchez Quadruplets, joined head to arse at birth, find their niche in the Olympics as they power to gold.

Weeman

Throwing caution to the wind, the team has unveiled its predominantly white color scheme dangerously close to Memorial Day.

“Oompa Loompa, doopity-doo. . . .”

Blue Angels off-season training ride.

This sure beats the hell out of that centipede costume.

“I hope Ol’ Bob greased his helmet this time.”

“It’s gonna get dark real fast if Charlie locks up a wheel.”
.