I am selling my soul. I need the money, and this would be a great “late” christmas present for anyone who has lost theirs, or just wants another one. I will mail you an official, laminated certificate with my signature, certifying I have sold you my soul. I will accept Paypal only. It’s in good condition, and has about 26 years of use. It should be good for eternity, so don’t worry about needing to buy another one. I’m willing to negotiate price, but will also trade straight up for a Cervelo P4.
How much are we talking about here? Bart Simpson sold his for only a mere $5 and his was much younger (less wear and tear), so would $3 shipped work?
Will you ship to Canada?
Best F/S Thread period.
Thank you
I’m actually in the market for a new soul as, apparently, I sold my first one today.
Question regarding condition/use?
Have you ever drafted on the bike leg of a race? or used flippers in arace?
I believe that those are ST mortal sins and would render you soul useless. Unless the buyer like (very) warm weather.
I’ll offer $10 for your soul. I figured you are wiser than Bart Simpson, plus you are a pretty good triathlete. Paypal?
seat’s too high.
Do you have enough “contributory” posts to be able to offer items in the classifieds?
How much guilt would you say your soul has accumulated? you know, like that one to many beers at the pub, that extra potato chip or second helping of xmas pudding coated with rum? I tend to be quite hard on my current soul and would prefer to upgrade to a less abused one.
I am selling my soul. I need the money, and this would be a great “late” christmas present for anyone who has lost theirs,
so basically anyone who is married should be interested 
Grant
I didnt know you had one!
Pictures?
wow. i’m impressed. this has been up for nearly a whole day and no one has taken offence to you trying to sell it, accused you of making a mockery of religion, etc.
hmmm, must be slow traffic because of the holidays!
Very interested. Business is always a little slow this time of year. Please PM me @Beelzebub.com
11 bucks…auction style now, lol
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I just clicked your profile to see if your soul was worthy and what do I find but a pic of you at IMWI with CLEAR evidence of me drafting in the background. It’s your first profile pic and I’m drafting (on the run) the guy in front of me and I’m looking over my shoulder just as the picture was being taken showing my lowly behavior.
I’ll offer $10 for your soul. I figured you are wiser than Bart Simpson, plus you are a pretty good triathlete. Paypal?
$10.25!
GodAfternun Gentalman,
I am interested in the item you have for sale. I will send you a Western Union Money Order for $1,000,000,000. Please mail me the SOUL and whatever difference is left. Please keep an extra $5 for any service/handling fees that you may incur. I live in Nigeria and could use a new SOUL as there are very few here of quality.
Presidante Pastor Scaminister Adante
I got sidetracked yesterday with some Christmas stuff…but to answer a few questions for those of you interested buyers:
*I think that the older the soul, the more valuable, and it gets exponentially more valuable as you age. If Bart Simpson sold his for $5, I would think mine would atleast be in the 1-2 million dollar range. I will lower the price if you don’t mind if the certificate is not laminated.
*Canada? I don’t know…I am not sure I want anyone in the Quebec region with my soul, but anywhere else I guess I would be fine with
*Herbert, I may make you a deal and cut the price down to $10…but only if you give me your cowboy hat
*Granny, I already sold my conscious a few years back, so there will be no guilt weighing my soul down
*Yea, great for married people!
*PM sent
*Hey it was a good draft behind that bicycle
*Smiln…if you can paypal me that money then its yours!!