Many thanks to all who responded, here and backchannel. Seeing/hearing lots of the same things I had going on in my mind. Always fun to see different spin on the same themes.
One that didn’t make the public airwaves involves sloshing effects. Not necessarily the splashy variety, but just the sensation of a bunch of mass waving about well away from the c.g of the rest of the system. This thread was prompted as much by a recent ride eval I was doing as anything else. I hadn’t run a behind-saddle bottle system of any sort for almost 10yrs, and with one attached I was struck by how much I noticed it even during “straight and level flight.” Two oversize bottles, almost completely full (minimal airspace). I guess if that’s all you ever run then you don’t know any different or it just doesn’t bother you…but it annoyed me to no end.
Move all that, or rather half of it, up in front of my steering column ala the torpedo mount? Yes, it’s what I do to be one of the more-aero-than-you cool kids, but I’m not going to say it’s the be-all end-all. I find the SC is a much happier no-handed handler than the TTX, but I’ve also not tested that with a bottle out there. Something for the ride home today perhaps.
Main triangle mounts (2, of course) are the easy way out. No sizzle.
Next closest thing: hide it in the frame.
So right about the time I start to work through the bits and pieces of a frame-integrated bladder with plug&play functionality I run into the memories of my MTB racing years (all well before I joined Trek, btw)…when I helped Camelbak and their competition make a bunch of money by running multiple science experiments in their bladders. And those were easy to access, not so hard to clean, and with a little ingenuity weren’t impossible to dry thoroughly. I had all the tricks down…freezing them, a few drops of mouthwash or bleach, doohickeys which held the walls apart and hung them upside down, a big “clean your bag” sign left hanging on the door to greet me on my return from the trails. And I still bought and destroyed more than I care to count.
Oh, and now I have to leak-proof the system so that (more often than not) the contents of the bottle handup I’m jamming into my refill port actually end up in the reservoir instead of adding their electrolytic goodness to whatever soup I’ve already got hiding in some sumpy corner of a BB shell? At least with the external bladder only my back(-side) got wet.
Not saying it can’t be done…the how isn’t the issue (yet)…it’s the why:why-not ratio. Got some good thoughts from y’all on both sides, and it’s still coming up <1.0 to my estimation.