Let’s get tinyful
Junkyard and I were pedaling back from the NPR this morning, comparing manorexic dieting notes.
“Down three in three weeks,” he said.
“That’s awesome.”
“Slow and steady.”
“That’s what works.”
“I’ve whacked out all bread and milk products.”
“Whaaaaaaat?”
the rest
instantaneous fuckin klassic!!!
100%.
“F##k dude, you need to up your suckitup-to-whinyquitter ratio. You can’t f##king win bike races when all’s you do is give up. Why not just eat an extra tub of ice cream and deal with it? You suck. No one gives a f##k. Life’s too f##king short to be f##king passing on the baked donuts just so you can go from last to third-from-last.”
Brilliant!!
As a Brit, I’m curious as to how you came up with your screen name on your blog. And if you do ever get to travel to England, don’t use it thinking of it as a term of jovial banter!
As a Brit, I’m curious as to how you came up with your screen name on your blog. And if you do ever get to travel to England, don’t use it thinking of it as a term of jovial banter!
matey, it ain’t my blog just sharing…read some other entries there…fan-fuckin-tastic!
If the whole blog is as good as that sample, I know where* I’m* gonna be the rest of the day
Cheers, and thanks
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Thanks. So many quotes " Organic oatmeal blossoms fertilized by free-range goat turds"
Go to his Palmares…more truth less pomp…probably how most of our race CV’s should look.
it’s the offseason post should sound familar to many here on ST
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Go to his Palmares…more truth less pomp…probably how most of our race CV’s should look.
11th, 45+ Elderly Gentlemen Who Are Nonetheless Ready for Nationals, CBR Crit, Dominguez Hills
32nd, 45+ Elderly Gentlemen Who Don’t Always Stay Upright Category, Brentwood Grand Prix
37th, 35+ Very Fast Dudes with Whom I Had No Business Riding Category, San Marcos Circuit Race
29th, 45+ Elderly Gentlemen with Prostate Issues Category, San Marcos Circuit Race
My new hero
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I think this is my favorite so far:
“Gym? You? What the fuck for? Nobody ever won a fucking bike race at the gym. Gyms are for people who can’t race. Go push around a bunch of fucking steel plates and think you’re getting somewhere, while the break rolls up the fucking road. ‘But I got a six-pack!’ Dude, no one gives a shit. Eat the fucking donuts. Want a beer?”
Brilliant. I think this calls for a thread of its own, now im interested in what other blogs are out there.
Amazing
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I thought this one was pretty damn funny.
http://pvcycling.wordpress.com/2012/09/12/here-try-this-water-it-will-make-you-faster/
Great blog by a local so cal guy. Check out some of his go pro ride videos with captions, theyre hilarious, especially the ones with a kid named Jules.
I thought this one was pretty damn funny.
http://pvcycling.wordpress.com/...ill-make-you-faster/
was he talking to ben greensomething?..nah, the age doesnt match
I thought this one was pretty damn funny.
http://pvcycling.wordpress.com/...ill-make-you-faster/
Any blog/thread/post that has to add a disclaimer saying “NOTE TO READER: THIS NEXT PART REALLY HAPPENED” is beyond awesome
The one linked above, is *especially *timely for me since D’Wife has insisted I see The Pro for a Strength Training Program , because apparently I’m “getting too skinny from running and biking all the time, and swimming ain’t doin’ much for the upper body there, dude”
~ I wonder if his name is Phil? ~