I’m working on a presentation I have to do for my Spanish class, and I’d like to avoid being another one of the boring sleepy people reading off a script, Spera, anybody else? Oh and if it was bicycling related that would help so much.
spell in english th following (spanish in parenthesis):
2 T N S L P P T S O
2 (tu) T (ti) N (en) S (es) L (el) P (pi) P (pi) T (ti) S (es) O (o)
the english translation in spanish means “You have a hard on”
Sorry, but could not think of anything else.
sorry in advance to all my mexican buddies 
¿Porque Mexico no tiene un equipo olimpico?
¡Porque todos los mexicanos que pueden correr, saltar, y nadar ya estan de la otra cuota de la frontera!
I just spit water out my nose.
I can just see the flunking grade now.
yeah, if the teacher has no sense of humor it’s best to avoid that one (told to me by a mexican btw)
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Very machista, but funny:
En que se parece una mujer a una bicicleta?
En que a la bicicleta hay que inflar para montar y a la mujer hay que montarla para inflarla