Sitting on the deck at the pub and the discussion turned to finman. One of the guys has some in his car. Would it be wrong to Chuck them in the water at the start and see what happens?
Go for it - it’s only your entry fee at risk! And let us know how that works out for you.
Do it. Then say in a most super hero voice you can muster…“STAND BACK PEOPLE, THIS LOOKS LIKE WHAT MIGHT BE A SHARK, I’LL HANDLE THIS”…
No entry fee at stake for me. Pretty sure they would not kick me out of town. Besides I think no one would mess with me as they would be intimidated by my compression socks 